Seriously, though...

How would you use the word beeves in a sentence?

I saw this Vine yesterday. OMG Brittany Furlan is hilarious.

Mondays.

If I ever get a tortoise...

One time in 8th grade math, we were being extremely rowdy. Our teacher, who basically had no control over us, got so fed up with us being loud that he just yelled, "FREEZE." My friend, without missing a beat, goes, "Everybody clap your hands" and everyone in the class did. Even the quiet kids in the back clapped along. It was the single funniest thing that ever happened to me in junior high.

WTF is this?!

Has anyone ever been pumpkin hunting? The best season for it is late October. They gather by the thousands in huge fields, but you have to be really careful and quiet because they will grab you with their vines if you're not paying attention.

Imagine the different kinds of prints you could make! You could really mess some people up, maybe even start a new urban legend.

Does anyone just sit in class and think, "10,000 years ago, what existed exactly where I'm sitting?

So, does this mean it is actually possible to get pregnant by touching things in public? O_O

Does this make anyone else itch really, really bad?

All three of them are looking at her like daaayyyyymmmm

The sufficient pyramids.