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I'm just a girl who has a weakness for horsepower.

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My new Favorite website 11 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Keep someone's ashes in a necklace, or keeping ashes period?

Starfish babies 7 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

I need one... or 100.

I got to move with jagger 3 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Call me a cheetah, but I googled it.

Awkward female b*ners 24 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Even as a girl, I have to agree with iccarus.

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They're my besties 11 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Don't tell George, but Ben means a lot more to me than he does.

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A needy cat 10 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

At least he's polite.

I will pay for one of these 5 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Where do you take a jewelry course?!

When you see water on the floor 4 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

It's Parker!!!!

Bionics 7 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Science is so fucking weird!

Well they don't call it "sober school" 18 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Holy shit, I read that wrong. I thought lime said "place weed in a biological bomb" and I wasn't exactly sure wtf was happening.

Michelle Obama - not just a pretty face 6 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

They're all the original photo.

Imagine though 12 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

And why can't two guys be soulmates?!

Imagine though 12 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

You must be Flynn Rider's soulmate.

Well they don't call it "sober school" 18 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Why would they be in lockdown? Shouldn't they be evacuating?

Michelle Obama - not just a pretty face 6 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Top right.

Michelle Obama - not just a pretty face 6 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

We're not going to talk about the chick in the background? Yeah, fine, that's cool.

Exams...not even ONCE! 4 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

DOWN TO THE FREAKING DISNEY SONG, OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE.

How to raise a child like a champion 30 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

I have seen this so many times but it is always just as hilarious as the first.

We've all had this moment 5 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

I can just hear her saying this.

Beeves 9 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

My roommate and I pondered about this for a long time. We couldn't figure out how you would ever use the plural form of beef. Like what exactly is one beef? We tried finding a use for the plural form of pork too and we could not figure out in what situation you would use the plural form of beef or pork.

A driveway with glow in the dark plastic pieces mixed in with the cement 6 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Now on my list for how to get into debt.

Use those wings and fly off this planet! 12 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

Do you ever just laugh your ass off at something but you have no idea why the hell you're laughing, so you keep laughing because you're such a weirdo... yeah, that's me right now.

Would you like to go to the prom with me? 22 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

And it really sucks if no one ever asked you and you never went... in all four years... like an anti-social loser... who just wanted friends and to have fun in highschool and is now suffering to find herself in college and OMG I'M GUNNA DIE ALONE AND OLD AND I'LL NEVER FIND THE ONE AND ASDFGHJWWAHHHHHHHHH! x~x

Makes sense now 9 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

YESSSS do you have any idea how excited I was?!

When everyone around you is speaking a different language and you hear your name 6 comments

zipsrampage95 · 10 years ago

I thought it was panning in on the rooster that was facing backwards. It took me THREE FUCKING LOOPS to figure out there was a cat.