That is immature and unprofessional.

That guy with the boner was originally the guy he killed, and he was telling the big dude to forfive himself.

So no "whale" jokes?

How did he push it?

This reminds me of thw time I trolled a brony site, and got a 600 word insult.

We recently nursed a racoon that we found on the side of the road with its mouth split open back to health. It smeared shit all over my moms bathtub with its little paws.

That wasn't tea, that was mashed up eggshells, and other trash. Its from doctor who

We have a 300 year old piano in the livingroom, only the cats use it.

Dont commit suicide, you are not taking away the pain, you are just giving even more to the ones around you.

I hate when people say its rude to say smoking will kill you in public, yet I can talk about how meth and cocaine is bad.

Actually, you are a brain, every thought you have ever had or will ever have will be inside of your brain, you are just a central nervous system in a biomechanical life support suit.

WE DIDNT START THE FIRE

Its a replica, the real ones have bodies buried in the dirt.

Screwdly doodly youdly.

I bathe in children daily.