Which episode?

The only white thing in Kenya.

Ditto.

Is sociopathic a trait?

The ones with rings will leech off of their spouses.

I wish I could use true magic right now. True magic from diaries of a madman.

My computer only runs on cheese.

Or, wish for complete control over reality. Sure, he might end up putting you in a vivid lucid coma, since he could argue reality is what you perceive, but if he did it right, you could extend your life almost infinitely. Or, just be specific, so that you get control over the "real" world.

Best. Superhero. Ever.

Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows?
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Enya. With that money, she can build her own private roads, and bribe God to change the day/night schedule around.

You and I can't both exist... I will become half of you.

Questioner: Whats the grossest thing you can think of?
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Ten year old kid responds without even thinking about it: Purple slime, on a spider that has the face of a crow, but talks like a human.

The reason Pit Bulls are hated, is because out of all the dogs that can turn on you (Which is most of them.) Pit Bulls do not stop when they attack. No matter whats happening to them. Thats why they are usually the ones who end up killing people. So, they are misunderstood, and people hate innocent dogs.
I have a black lab who demonstrates this. He hates my other black dog, and if he gets near him, he will not stop trying to kill him. He was made bleeding, by the time we pulled him away from the smaller black dog. While we had restricted him, he would not let go of the smaller black dogs throat, choking him.
So, anyone want a black lab?
Anyways, pit bulls are fine, if you train them right.

Any sane person.

I can see why. Although, Jared should show some respect. If his hate was an ongoing thing, this was justified, but if Jared didn't do anything to you, don't be a dick.