Zipthesilver

zipthesilver


Pour your soul into your arcanum until there is nothing left.

— Zipthesilver Report User
DJ Dead Things 270 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
DJ Being slowly dismembered of EVERYTHING but my head and torso and then being dumped alive in the mud. My tounge, teeth etc.
2 · Edited 8 years ago
The only house to survive a hurricane 22 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
She's dead now, ask your extended family.
My brain melted during this video 5 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
ded
Memes don't get you into Harvard 10 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Man, he could have gone to Harvard.
Which word is worse 33 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Yeah, that ignores the etymology, and focuses on what people today believe it is. It literally means black. Do some research, and stop taking things at face value.
y tho 36 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
What is this fuckery?
y tho 36 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
What the absolute potato?
1
Which word is worse 33 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
You know what, that is not true at all. Ignore my etymology, but dont try to assert your lies as truth.
me 9 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I'm not bumping it, just explaining it. The post is still funny. I upvoted it.
me 9 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Ever heard of dramatization?
Trying to get my life together like 7 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Well, you just got to pick up the end, and set it straight yourself. It will be immensely difficult, and near impossible, but it can be done.
One of my favorite lizard funnies. IT'S JUST SO CUTE!! *ahem* sorry. 1 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
The same cannot be said for my sisters lizard. Her feet were eaten off by the other lizard.
One of the earth's history in one picture 1 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Bull. Entire fossil layers can be formed in the lab in hours. In nature, it takes under fourteen years. It has been observed multiple times.
Shia Leboeuf is the perfect example of dressing for no one but yourself 10 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Written from memory. Find the video on YouTube called actual cannibal Shia labouf.
1
Shia Leboeuf is the perfect example of dressing for no one but yourself 10 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Gnawing off your leg . Quiet quiet. Creeping to the cottage. Quiet quiet. Sitting inside. Shia labouf. Sharpening an axe. Shia labouf. Sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia labouf. Wrestling a knife from Shia labouf. Stab it in his kidney. Finally safe. From Shia labouf. WAIT! HE ISNT DEAD. SHIA SUPRISE. There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do ju jitsu. Body slam superstar Shia labouf. Legendary fight with Shia labouf. Normal Tuesday night, for Shia labouf. Hes dodging every swipe. He parrys to the left. You counter to the right. You catch him in the neck. You're chopping off his head now. You have just decapitated Shia labouf.
1
Likes to remove Trump from President 19 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I saw a kippah (Jew hat) that said "Donald Trump 2016".
Damn, Dreamworks, you scary! 23 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
They found a fucking golden chariot wheel in the red sea. They also found wooden chariot wheels covered in coral.
Which word is worse 33 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Nigger literally means black. It comes from the Latin word Niger, meaning black.
Dad jokes can be dangerous 7 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Thank you.
2
I am not what I eat 7 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I guess that's why people are always saying I'm such a child.
:) Balloons 3 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Buy a cake instead of balloons.
Mom stahp 12 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Thank Y chromosome I have a penis.
6
If this doesn’t cheer you up I dunno what will 4 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Our puppy died a few days ago.
1
Possums. How do they work? 9 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
A possum killed our pet chicken. The dogs were sad. The dogs killed the possum.
1
Ryan Reynolds tweets 8 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
That's what I was thinking. I must be thinking of another.
1