Zipthesilver

zipthesilver


Pour your soul into your arcanum until there is nothing left.

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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*is less ded, it still ded*
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*is ded*
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*Dies of sick burns*
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*Stabs you in the back through your sternum* Neither of us now, bitch.
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
"OH MY FUCK"
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*winks and points finger guns at you* "tch tch"
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
After.
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Before and after you squat 35 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I have an ass like that.
I'm a fourteen year old guy.
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Let's try this 3 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I can hear the disappointing smack.
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Buttery nuts, just the way I like them. 36 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Amateur. You're supposed to clean all of the peanut butter off before putting your underwear back on.
Looks like someone returned it 5 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
That cat is likely dead. In the photo, not just because the photo is old.
Daily Dose of Law Day 3: No this is not a joke I'm actually doing this 24 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Yeah, the feds got the states to change their laws by threatening to withhold money for roads. And now, you have to wait to drink alcohol until the day of your 21st birthday.
Daily Dose of Law Day 3: No this is not a joke I'm actually doing this 24 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
False. Drinking age is based on state law, not federal.
Survival tips: Psychology 8 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Bidder1 bids 99cents, but biddertwo bids one dollar. Bidder1 bids a dollar and ten cents, so that he only loses ten cents. It goes on from there.
Choose Your Side or Hero For Captain America Civil War 41 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Okay, thank you.
Choose Your Side or Hero For Captain America Civil War 41 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Also, why are they fighting?
Shots fired 1 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Good sir, I think you intend to use akward-awesome penguin, not awesome-awkward.
Is it sad that I did too? 31 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Same.
Is that really an emergency? 9 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
My sister tested the number on the side of her toy squad car.
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Widdle pawsies 3 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
This is so sad. That cat is disabled.
Mgm lion 4 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Killed the next day.
Just petting my fish, he likes to cuddle. 21 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
It runs on the color yellow.
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Exactly 11 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Not sure if this is the same account, but here. https://mobile.twitter.com/DamnIts_Kia/status/716011538298114049
The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I like poison, not just in the context of this post, poison in general.
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