Hey baby. Are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the Darkness.

Last night, I had a dream where these people were discussing how dwarves always look smaller than they actually are, and Peter Dinklage stood next to me in his Game of Thrones outfit, and he was taller than me, but he still had the same proportions.

',:I

I can only hope I don't survive much longer.

Ugh, I hate that. Makes me want to skip right to death. But I have a family.

Wincest ensues

They poison shelter animals because they believe a dead animal is better than a caged one.

Ditto.

Fuck you. People died, and they are building a Muslim prayer tower on top of it.

Ten.

Anyone know where I can get some good online piano lessons? I live in the country, so a tutor is not an option.