Zipthesilver

zipthesilver


Pour your soul into your arcanum until there is nothing left.

— Zipthesilver Report User
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*corpse is still dead*
Conan O'Brien gets a custom costume for San Diego Comic Con made by Ironhead Studio 1 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I keep confusing him with Bruce Jenner.
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*corpse sheds a single tear*
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*sheds a single manly tear* *shoots self in face*
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*shoots you in the face just to get it over with*
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*tases you in the face* Apology accepted.
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
... *grabs taser again*
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*drops taser* *covers mouth*
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*tases you again* THIS IS PUNACCEPTABLE.
Scratching my head at this one 6 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Information is never created. She lost information when she bred out the floppy ears.
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14 year olds are just hornier versions of 12 year olds 33 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Having to apologize to a girl and her dad for harassing the girl through text. I didn't even realize that I was harrasing her.
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14 year olds are just hornier versions of 12 year olds 33 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
I already regret what I'm doing right now.
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He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*high fives self*
Also, your face was uncalled for!
He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
*tases you in the face* *watch you spasm* looks like you dont have the... uh... acquired tased!
Anon has a very confusing family 15 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
There is skin behind the dildo.
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He gets an addiction to fanfics 48 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Alright. *Tases you in the gut* *proceeds to cuff you*
Anon has a very confusing family 15 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
What is the body part in that photo?
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OMG 10 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Someone Photoshop this. Right now. A guy's head sticking out of a butt while he posts a picture of it.
Let's write our own stupid jokes! 0.0 Mine: Trump is going to save US 17 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Nope. The fourth wall.
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So many bills for Bill to pay 6 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
Don't you mean... WILLIAM SANFORD?
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Let's write our own stupid jokes! 0.0 Mine: Trump is going to save US 17 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
What can be broken just by saying it's name?
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Let's write our own stupid jokes! 0.0 Mine: Trump is going to save US 17 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's xock tastes like blood.
This is why we can't have nice things. 16 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
She shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. For more than one reason.
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I wonder whenever I watch tv 28 comments
zipthesilver · 8 years ago
You mean everyone I know?
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