Hitler Clock.

Says Hitler.

I think it was a joke.

Talk to your doctor about smoking weed every day. *Video of blazed children playing with their blazed parents*

Oh. Well, that's a perfectly good reason.

*takes hand out of pants* ... What?

Why were you downvoted?

Your scientists were so focused on whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think about if they should.

Alright. Show me historical documents of ancient trans people.

Would you care if someone said Stalin did nothing wrong? I hope so. It is wrong information, so correct information must take its place.

You're like a pigeon. Knocking over the pieces and strutting around like you won. Remember that girl that tried to fuck me? From the first comment? She was naked, and I was able to just walk away.
You are irredeemably stupid if you think straight guys cant concentrate because of a shoulder.

Alright, blue lips.

Should I go around slapping labels on people? Should I put "German" on a white guy, and "Chinese" on an Asian? You shouldn't let labels define you. If you want to, go for it, but dont let yourself be defined by a label.

I made my mom fat in the womb. And then they cut me out with a rusty spoon.
Or something like that. My mom tends to exaggerate when it comes to the pain I've caused her.

SEXISM. IM SUING YOU CAUSE YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

*CHILDREN SCREAMING* REPOST!!!!!! *GAVIN LET'S OUT THE WILHELM SCREAM AND THEN FAINTS*

And I suppose Harambe was just a gorilla? *Takes dick out*

My thoughts exactly.

Please refer to my other comment. If you did not have it, you would not be able to touch your thumb to your other fingers.

I was able to apologize to her dad, and he forgave me. He even patted me on the shoulder. She wasn't there though.