Ah, you can be my cellmate when lady imprisons my mutilated corpse.

Oh yeah? Well, this is text.
*Snaps fingers, and the entire castle is replaced with oatmeal raisin*

Yup. I filled the fridge with oatmeal raisin.

*scuttles out of skin and runs away holding the last of the cookies*

Alright. How true is that?

*viciously snarls from inside the pile of cookies*

*scuttles deep into the pile*

*hisses while latched into the pile of cookies*

Excuse me, but why do you need to use pronouns? Not trying to be rude, just asking.

Because it's true.

She posted a text post as a notepad screenshot. She is a very old user. Not to insult you or anything. I find it cool that you are back after so long.

Thank you... *wraps the blanket around self and curls into a ball*

*I latch onto the cookies and begin eating every one*

*replaces cookies with oatmeal raisin cookies*

Well, *expletive*

*backs up slowly and then runs away*

*Horrified face*
I was thinking more along the lines of flying...

Oatmeal raisin.

Noice.

I chose earth because, while fire would be cool, earth would be the most useful.

It drove me to insanity...

I guess alls WHALE that ends WHALE.
*Hysterical laughter*