Shut the frick didlly tick tack up. Now go legally change your name to fruit salad.

*shoves research on your account into the closet* psh, thats ridicoulous.

Thank you, senpai.

Someone downvoted us both, for nefarious purposes. *Intense anime close up*
I have saved you from the red triangle, but I cannot do the same to myself.

Same.

@Niue

Thank you.

Thank you.

Meh.

And you answered. And I said that that was your opinion.

Then that's your opinion.
And that was mine.

It's fine. Why does this make you angry? A guy pretended to be a jerk, while a woman pretended to be his victim, and people jumped to her defense. This should make you happy.

The woman was in on it.

*lenny face*

SpongeGar

What, this guy? *Snaps fingers and summons @carnage*

*summons self back from the dead with a single bit of text*

*whispers* Nah, I just pity the fool.

But... aspy...

*hugs you with my skinless body* Shh... Shh... It's alright.
*Licks your ear*