ZoesKrabbyPatty

zoeskrabbypatty


Aspiring Pianist. Old enough to have a personal opinion. Imported all the way from México to Funsubstance <3.
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Great guy makes good decision.... 23 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
After breaking with her, you can take me to freaking Carl's J. and let me adore you for being an AWESOME human being. ;D
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Feels like I'm living in a suburban wasteland 65 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
I'm sorry, I've decided to first read all the books and then watch the series.
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It's all about respect 12 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Now, that's how to be a smooth motherfucker
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Knock knock 8 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Where do I sign to adopt her? *W*
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Customer service 5 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Favorite family guy quote ever 35 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
It's not "shaming" them. It's making them realize that doing permanent shit for not so permanent issues.
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Actual advice mallard 26 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Don't start without meee! :D
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What side of the brain are you? 45 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
So leftie.
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TeeHee 4 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
His man tits just makes this even funnier <3 :D
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Actual advice mallard 26 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Do it, even if you aren't broke <3
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Maybe she gave birth to a shark 22 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
OMFG indeed, every once a month we give birth to sharks.
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Favorite family guy quote ever 35 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Most accurate thing EVER.
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cute little Agnes 22 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Once you go Mexican, you NEVER go back.
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We all know someone who would fall for this 22 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
"Natural Selection" tho <3
*murderous contemplation* 7 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
Asdfghkl :3 Beeeecause my friends are prettier and better in a general way than ne Cx but It's heartwarming that you think that I'm adorable <3 :3
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*murderous contemplation* 7 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
I'm getting used to it xD
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Smart kid 8 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
OMFG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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All it's missing is a sombrero 7 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
*feeling proud as a mexican*
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This is so rage inducing 7 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
The worst thing is you make that mistake in a family meeting and BAM you're watching at hard core porn. Not cool.
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This is so rage inducing 7 comments
zoeskrabbypatty · 10 years ago
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.
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