Honest question, why couldn't she drive her car anymore if her plate said "icarla"? I put icarla into Google expecting something like donkey latex porn, an SDT product cream or Twilight fanfiction but instead was pushed onto Icarly sites. Am I being as thick as a bag of rubber mallets or something?

Asdghj is such a pretty name!

Next post from this kid is "So I asked my mom for some ice and she comes back with some cherries ...."

The biggest flaw in this design is the fact that someone will of course always bang their head on the way out. And they're going to be mad when it happens and they're going to want to blame someone and you're going to end up sleeping on the couch. It's ... it's just too risky, I can't use this.

Turns out his left foot had an infection and was so swollen he had to go to hospital.

You say Cold War era fallout shelter, I say zombie apocalypse chill out pad.

In case anyone cares ... this tongue twister is based on a woman called Mary Anning a British fossil collector, dealer, and paleontologist who became known around the world for a number of important finds she made in the Jurassic marine fossil beds at Lyme Regis in Dorset, where she lived. The "shells" were Ammonite fossils. She died in 1847.

I read it first time as "I3". Eye-three! Eye-three! Eye-three! What a dufas.