The only flaw in this design is the massive hole that's cut out of the side. That's going to let the wet in I reckon.

If it took one week to make one minute of the film and it took three years in total and the total running time for the film is seventy six minutes and not one hundred and fifty then the big question that I'm thinking is if loudspeakers are called "loudspeakers" why aren't microphones called "goodlisteners"?

If the brother is younger then it's cute, if the brother is older then it's a bit weird. If she's in her early teens then it's cute, if she's in her early twenties then it's a bit weird. If it's a one off dare then it's cute, but if this is how it's going to be for all her dates until she gets married then it's very weird.

It looks like they pushed two double beds together and then made her lay across the gap. That's not right.

A thousand years ago "science" was generally called as "natural philosophy" and was based on the classical texts of long dead authors such as Martianus, Priscian, Donatus, Boethius and Martianus Capella. This would have meant learning Latin. They were just getting into stuff like Aristotle (who wrote an awful lot) from the Muslim translations of the original Greek. Basically it's a lot of book learning a thousand years ago (as much as today really) with the added bonus that it was useless information based on theories that have since been disproved via later science. Plus the teacher isn't very good to start with as he/she has missed off "air". So, you know, I think a better subject would be history as there would be a thousand years less of it back then...

And whether they posted a video clip. No one has got time to watch the video clips...

For added realism that cover should be spring loaded and snap back over that dude's hand like a bear trap. Aaaaand now I've just re-read what I typed I'm thinking "Calm down Jigsaw."

Do I get extra points for noticing there's a typo in here? FeOffer should be Feoffer. You don't get bicapitalisation in standard English (spelt bicapitalization in US English) unless it's a company or product name. (Bicapitalisation is using a capital letter in the middle of a word).

I'm digging the irony of someone trying to combat stereotyping ... by stereotyping Americans.

I have no clue what this is going on about. No clue what so ever.

I like this lots. I'm laughing at the thought that this guy could at some point in the future be making sweet sweet love to their someone special and giving no thought to the pillow cases when suddenly he becomes aware of the faces and tries to carry on regardless...

He claims to have no storage when he has a olde worlde suitcase in the middle of the living room floor. Granted it is doing the important job of holding his top hat, but surely the top hat can be placed on one of the uncomfortable cafeteria chairs currently employed as furniture he thinks best for watching the TV.

The teacher looks a little bit like Walter White from Breaking Bad.

I'm going down the list going cool, cool, that's really cool. Get to the toaster and all I can think is "That's one mother of a slice of toast."

Am I the only one thinking that maybe just ripping the box up might have been a better solution?

Word of warning. Do not Google Image "jesus dildo". The eleventh image is almost as bad as the fourteenth. I SAID DON'T GOOGLE IMAGE IT!

Well, she won't get pregnant doing that ... so it's a plus, right, horrified parent?

There is no Christmas Tree! Witchcraft!

There should be a movie made about this but the twist is ... the person from 2003 is you...

I'd like to imagine underneath this fire pit in the grass are tiny little Ewoks waving their tiny little spears at it.

Am I the only person to notice that she hasn't got a full 2/3 of a cup in there?

Doors. Stairs. Lego bricks. A rumpled carpet. So many things could have stopped this thing. It's like the great, great, great grandfather of C-3PO.

There's an old song from the 1940s called "We Three" that goes "We three, we're all alone, living in a memory, My echo, my shadow and me." So even if you lose your shadow you'll have your echo to keep you company.

I reckon there should be a phone song ranking for insomnia like the Beaufort Wind scale. Single Ladies - mid range insomnia. Bohemian Rhapsody - insomnia level megadeath.

Fun facts: Cumberbatch comes from the village in Cheshire called "Comberbach" which is the Old English for "valley with a stream". Benedict comes from the Late Latin name Benedictus which meant "blessed". So Benedict Cumberbatch means "blessed person from the place where there's a valley with a stream". Annoyingly Benedict Cumberbatch was actually born in London and not Comberbach, but no one can argue that he hasn't been blessed.