I cannot identify what the heck you've got in the mug. Is it some sort of blood tea? Some sort of watery tomato soup? Some sort of frothy bile? I think a ceramic cat in the bottom of my mug would only be one of many worries if I was served this.

Women get handbags though.

Or it's a knight who just had his suit buffed up nice and clean by his squire. That may or may not be a gay reference but it's cool if it is. It's also historically correct too because they used animal fat, vinegar and sand to buff up armor and it was the knights in training a.k.a. the squires who did this and when they became knights and had squires themselves they made them do the same thing too. That also might sound like a ... awww forget it.

One thing capitalism doesn't do is provide items that there isn't a hole in the market for (in this case shade from the sun) and magically get people pay for another version of them (okay, so Apple products are perhaps the exception that proves the rule). This is perhaps a variation on state communism we've got an example of here. Not trying to be pro or against capitalism or communism, that's just the way I see this comic strip.

It's a kind of mixed up message the internet gives us sometimes. Be yourself. Be happy. Be plus sized. Be healthy and slim. Be curvy. Don't be a Barbie Doll. Get fit. This looks like it makes you happy, so I say I like you being happy and so this makes me happy too. Well done!

Well if you were born in the same year as Bill Gates and Steve Jobs when Tim Berners-Lee set up the first web server in December 1990 you'd have been thirty five years old. It's kind of inconceivable but in comparison today back then computers were few and far between and software like Windows 3.1 wouldn't be available for another two years. I started working in an office in 1993 and had guys confronted with their first ever computer having to learn to type because previously letters were sent to a thing called a "typing pool" where young woman trained in touch typing, typed up their hand written letters. I still remember trying to teach one of the guys the concept of the "double mouse click". First and last time I've ever shouted at another dude "Faster, faster!".

The morph is so slow it sort of fools you into thinking they look alike but when it ends and jumps between Tom and back to Katy (I think it's Katy Perry) you can see they don't actually look alike thankfully (if that makes sense).

Bet it's cold as heck when the temperature drops and boiling hot when the sun is on it though. Pretty much like all shipping containers ...

I don't see much wrong with changing a kids diaper in a shopping cart. You just sometimes need a flat surface to lay your kid on.

In my day we read the back of the toilet bleach bottle. Ah happy days. Back in my grandparents day I was told they used to rip up newspaper for toilet paper so always had a good read to hand.

Three reasons for me not playing this game (1) I like Pringles (2) When my cat wakes up he will dump those Pringles like they were a 120lb army pack (3) I don't clean my floor very often.

Your bum hole is conveniently placed up in between your bum cheeks and therefore is naturally designed not to be in contact with anything as long as you don't (a) wear a thong or (b) dig around scratching up there like you're prospecting for gold or something. It's a dark crevice that harbors bacteria (but not as much as your mouth!) and leaks a bit even after you've wiped with a prepackaged antibacterial surgical swipe. For thousands of years folks have been using all sorts of stuff to wipe their sphincters (straw in the medieval period, ouch!) and they're all dead now but not because of some stinky bum touchy disease (some maybe but leave my uncle Frank out of this). So what I'm saying is don't get anal about wiping every last molecule up (pun intended).

Maybe she was more like "Ugh, your music is up so loud I can hear it from our car."? I was tempted to put BITCH at the end too but that would be rude.

Just in case anyone is wondering why this happened it's the live news so it's the subtitle software translating the newsreaders voice incorrectly rather than someone really not knowing how to spell horse.

She is also very good in the other Sherlock Holmes TV series called "Elementary". I won't tell you which part she plays though ...

For some weird reason I'm bothered that he's used the phrase "plugged it out" rather than just using plain old "unplugged".

Pretty sure what you're talking about is something very close to "menstrual quarantine". You might want to Google that baby. It's all the rage in Nepal so I hear...

Yeah, the thing is if you Google "Coca Cola" and "font" you come across evidence that they had some weird swirls logo between 1890-91 and they had the trademark in the first C between 1887 and 1890. So now I'm feeling all good over correcting someone on the internet and I'm going to high five my cat... Don't leave me hanging Tom, don't leave me hanging! Every time Tom, every time! Would it hurt to hold up your paw just once? http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/125/history-of-coca-cola-logo.html

Got to say it. Apart from the death and injury it looks kind of fun. If I was Wolverine I'd roll a car for a laugh.

How you doing wankchair! Wait, I actually have one of those...

It's a long wait till Christmas again. If a birthday was next that's when I'd give it.

As a proud beard owner of many years the beard looks false because it's just been too neatly trimmed above his cheeks and around his lips. I've done this myself. Worst Father Christmas gig I ever did.

Why would you hate other people doing this?