Real unicorns 5 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
The legend of the unicorn originally came about from medieval travelers descriptions of the rhinoceros.
X-Men The last stand Facts 4 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
If there's not going to be a Deadpool movie any time soon then rather than do another Wolverine movie perhaps there should be a Gambit one.
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A true overly manly man 9 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
He's been shot by gangbangers now twice in as many weeks! When are police going to put two and two together and realize someone's got a contract out on Chris Heben?
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The most famous pictures (pt.1) 15 comments
This had to be said 19 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
People who like to fantasize about a Zombie Apocalypse do so because the fun part about playing a game or watching a film or TV show about zombies is figuring out all the things that you'd do right rather than the characters who tend to do things wrong. Plus if it's your fantasy you've got your loved ones covered. I don't know anyone who fantasizes about World War 3 though.
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Shots fired 10 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
The King of Spain recently abdicated saying he was getting too old where as Queen Elizabeth II has been going sixty one years (she's in her late eighties) and is sort of on record as saying monarchs shouldn't retire, they should die in office.
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God damn it, Grandma 8 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Quote "Everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina". Did they send away the aunts and uncles who married into the family to make this quote true? Or did her aunts and uncles marry their own brothers and sisters hence my comment about an inbred family?
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Blooper from We're the Millers 8 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
She's like "Oh you guys!". But if I were her I'd just lean over and whisper "It started great anyway but ramped up to a million per episode for the last two seasons! A million dollars per episode! Let's play this song again, I f*ckin' love this song! Mmmmm."
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God damn it, Grandma 8 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
If all the aunts and uncles etc are in the house and are alive thanks to her vagina then that's one very inbred family.
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Great insult 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
I don't care if you're rooting for the cops or the fire officer this is the saddest exchange of insults outside of a kindergarten. No one wins in this. No one. The reader actually burns up 5 seconds of their precious life reading each caption in each frame and should come to to the comments annoyed and questioning the existence of God because it's so annoyingly bland and Disney.
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This picture makes we want to work hard 4 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
It has appeal to a select section of the market but not mass appeal because the majority of people will not be able to afford to buy one, run one or it is laughingly impractical for the majority. It is a luxury item that does have an advertising budget but one that is not targeted on the average Joe so does not run on every day TV stations and magazines and the like. Put Lamborghini into Youtube and you'll get plenty of hits for their adverts that probably ran during the movie previews on airlines in first class and the like.
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As an American 8 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
I've said it before but the UK just sort of went "eh, f*ck it." and has a mixed bag of metric and imperial measurements. They've taught metric for the last forty years but get into a car and hey presto! you are now driving in miles per hour and all the road signs are in miles. Just do what the UK did and keep road stuff imperial and gradually phase in the metric for other things like bags of sugar and groceries and stuff where the packaging changes anyway.
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Handful of Bunnies 10 comments
A whole truckload of nopes 20 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
This one looks like a Allothereua maculata. It's found in Australia and is a predator of insects and other arthropods, but is generally considered harmless although it does indicate dampness and a lack of ventilation in the house. If you're sane and so don't live in Australia and get the Scutigera coleoptrata version it also eats other insects and spiders and is harmless.
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How done is she 15 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
e) Kate politely requests her order be corrected because that's not what she initially ordered and she's not a racist stereotype.
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Peter Dinklage with his daughter 9 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Peter Dinklage can hold his child any way he likes. This is because he has banked so much good will by being awesome in Game of Thrones.
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How everybody feels after christmas dinner 4 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Unless your friends cat is ignoring the fact that they've also got feet at the front I think they might be warming something else ...
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oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
"Fall" and "Autumn" were used at the same time both in the UK and USA at one point and it's just an accident that one chose one and not the other. Let's not ... Fall ... out over it.
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This man got kicked out of his country for being to attractive. Wow 89 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
This should be in tiny small letters because it's not that important and I'm nit-picking but hey, who doesn't like a free geography lesson, right kids? Anyway this guy is Omar Borkan Al Gala (a model, fashion photographer and actor, someone who would not want any fuss made over this, oh no, by the way he has his own IMDB page) has claimed to be one of the three men (unconfirmed) who claim to have been deported (unconfirmed) from Riyadh in Saudi Arabia back to his home country in the United Arab Emirates. So he didn't actually get kicked out of his own country because they're two separate countries. That's even if he did get kicked out which he's not confirming or denying or anything.
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British problems 24 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
I add milk to the mug to the desired level before popping in the teabag and adding hot water. This way I can tell how strong the brew is from the colour.
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Read the Book 11 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Even if you know the difference between Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster you'd have a hard time guessing who she was supposed to be. Victor Frankenstein would have been an early 19th century man (not a woman) who would've worn black rather than a lab coat (white lab coats started to be word late 19th century), wouldn't have access to rubber gloves (first made 1891) or had access to an Erlenmeyer (conical) flask (created Emil Erlenmeyer in 1860). She's got a bit of a nerve getting sh*tty with anyone quite Frank-enstein-ly.
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This pretty much sums up humanity 7 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Arguably though the "coming in peace" was a declaration of space exploration away from the history and problems on planet Earth. Previous nations traveled the globe, planted a flag and stated their intention to own that land and to defend it in their nation's best interests. This precedent and it's message will far outlast any hangups the US has about Vietnam War. In fact it's even more remarkable because of what was going on at the time. Carl Sagan's quote is thought provoking yes, and I'm not a US citizen so I don't have any patriotic issues with what he's written but I think this was a good message to plant on the moon if you were to consider the alternative.
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British logic 10 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
Well in the UK's defense (because no one asked) sex is natural and healthy but porn isn't always exactly the best place to learn about sex hence the restriction on the sale of porn. There is no restriction on the supply of health/family planning advice to under 18 year olds, I think they just don't want you watching stuff and thinking that's normal. You can join the army at 16 and get your army groove on but you will not be allowed to be sent into a combat zone or take part in a combat role and see people blown up and shot until you're 18 - just like the video game restriction (which we all comply with right kids?). The cigarettes one they're just trying to stop people smoking because of the health thing but it's not actually illegal to smoke if you're 16 or under as there's no law about age and smoking except the actual sale and supply of tobacco.
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An open door 6 comments
zombiestitcher
· 10 years ago
<Narrows eyes> Something wrong with that fridge that I can't quite put my finger on. Wait. Where's the beer? Is it in the fruit bowl because you can put those oranges and bananas back in the bowl and totally get a six pack in that recently vacated fridge shelf.
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