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Soccer golf 8 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
I have also played archery golf. It's just like normal golf except you shoot arrows up in the air and as far as they go. You kind of have to play it real early before the course opens up to the golfers though ....
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My wife understands me 9 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
I mow my lawn wearing a bikini. And I'm a forty year old hairy man.
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at school like 6 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Then you may not be knowledgeable but you may at least be wise ... "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." -Socrates
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If only everyone was this caring 7 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
This is great rescue story! Kudos to you and a long happy life to Kaalan. That last picture though. It has me seeing a speech bubble coming out of Kaalan's mouth saying "Dude, it's cold as balls. Do you know where it isn't snowing? Delhi."
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Well then.. 19 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
But also there's always been a few black people in Europe what with North Africa being part of the Roman Empire pre-medieval times. Dubbed "Ipswich Man" there's a grave of an North African found in Ipswich, England that was dated to 1190-1300AD.
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Making a wish.... 13 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Maybe because it's Swilla Glen (two Ls) in Ingleton, North Yorkshire?
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14th Century Shoe 10 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
You may notice the pointed toe. This is called the poulaine, or the crakow or piked shoes (after the piked nose fish). Also please notice the lack of a heel. Heeled shoes did not become common in Europe until the late 16th century. Before then they were flat footed like moccasins, like this one. Very few films get this lack of heels thing before the late 16th century. You may look now when you watch movies and keep score if you so wish.
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Pickle 13 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Don't go making promises you can't keep. Because you've now created the plot to the next Stephen King novel.
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I like this one 8 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Is it that he <spoilers alert> died at the end of Breaking Bad or that witness protection does generally not set you up with totally new wife and three totally new sons and then send you back through a time wormhole six years to the year 2000? Witness protection would be totally sweet with a time machine. Oh, some thugs want to off you because of what you saw? Let me send you back to 1453. For art thoust strangers in these parts? There's a movie right there, it's like "Looper" but actually makes more time travel sense if anyone wants to do it. Hiding people in time....
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What to do now? 28 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Place a brick on top of the bowl and live your lives normally around it.
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Behind the special effects.. 17 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Of course all film is a visual effect because none of the people are actually in the movie theatre or in your living room ... (pauses to push glasses up nose) ... however one of the first (not the only or the actual first) visual effects was the execution of The Execution of Mary Queen of Scots (1895) (I'll let you guess what the visual effect was) followed by ... bajillions of films featuring visual effects often to make things look normal when they were fighting against the film technology of the day (e.g. having a scene in a moving train when the set was outside in a lot in California because of the light needed to film). Literally if you stacked up the number of films without visual effects vs those that do the ones that do your pile will be heavily in the "ones that do" favor. Here's a good website if you're interested http://www.filmsite.org/visualeffects1.html
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Boxing's origin 3 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
(Creeps in and whispers so as not to detract from the great joke); "Boxing" comes from the 14th century Middle English word "box", a blow, boxen to beat, of uncertain origin but maybe from the Dutch "boken" to shunt, push into position.
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Awesome egyptian cat ring 7 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Scrolled past this too fast. Thought it was a toilet roll holder.
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Too late 14 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
The great grand daddy of them all, the punched card is missing too. They were first used in 1725 to first control textile looms but later in the computer industry.
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Too late 14 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
It's an eight track tape.
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I ask myself this a lot 32 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
This is also still from the 1978 film Grease, so it's the 1970s film version of the 1950s.
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Beatles' fangirls 8 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Those chin straps were more decorative than practical and so worn normally just below the lip. Some police forces used to issue orders during the Summer to tuck the strap up into the helmet to prevent the officer getting a chin strap tan line! After riots in the 1980s helmets were issued with a thin chin strap and a thicker practical one that actually goes under and around the chin to hold the helmet firmly in place.
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Royal Selfie 12 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
The queen look-a-like is very good but who the f*ck is that woman supposed to be on the end?
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Europe's United States 35 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
It's like the person who make this map seems to forget the vast number of films and TV shows that the US makes and exports worldwide where each location is made perfectly clear.
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Beware of the misleading duck face 10 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Erm, still pretty hot with the missing tooth...
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Famillyception 12 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
I don't think he is his own grand pa. He's technically grand pa to his step daughter's son but because his step daughter's son is also his half brother this doesn't mean it works back up the family tree and he's his own grand pa as well. His grand pa(s) are still the two grand pa(s) he had before anyone got married. I may have this wrong though as it's all confusing a hell and I've had a beer.
Disney brought to life. 40 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
There's a portrait of the real Pocahontas http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/pocahontas/images/lege-11.jpg. She does not look like the Disney version.
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A tip for girls 12 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
I think that if this happens to a guy he'd have a totally sympathetic super villain back story.
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Wolrd Cup 1970 5 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
Thumbs up from me ... although there was no "British team". Bobby Moore was captain of the England team. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (constituents of the UK a.k.a. Britain) all put in their own teams.
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Men facts 18 comments
zombiestitcher · 9 years ago
There was another one of these information graphics posted up here a month or two ago debunking sex myths. Unlike porn sex (surprise, surprise) the average time was something like five or six minutes of actual banging. This does not include the foreplay which obviously can be as long or as short as the couple wants.
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