Zachary Proctor

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Truly disturbing 13 comments
zproctor · 6 years ago
In the aftermath of the warheads testing- new monstrosities emerged, the giant gummies among the most feared.
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Dragon mommy! 7 comments
zproctor · 6 years ago
I'm down with having a second mother who is also a dragon. My current mother would likely approve as well, she loves dragons.
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You B*tch 8 comments
zproctor · 6 years ago
Tying a life vest under the raft would have balanced it back out
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Liquid restriction 3 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
What's this from?
Random shower thoughts that will make you late for work 6 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
meme - a repeated idea, so this one is true.
What are some of the greatest laws in your country? 37 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
It's an ice cream cone, at least in Kentucky. It has something to do with people stealing horses. "But officer, I didn't steal him, he just followed me home. He must like me more than that other guy and wants to stay with me! Oh, there's nothing in my pocket sir, I'm just a happy to see you. Oh, my back pocket? How did that sugary ice cream cone get there."
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Its quite rude 5 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
I thought that was a freaking Jar Jar Binx mask before seeing everyone in the comments talking about "trash rats" instead.
One of my favourites to use also 6 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Whatever works. So long as you take care of them.
If you decide to sell, let me know!
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Most badass player 11 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Can someone please explain the necessity of wearing all the medals?
I gave them everything! Phew! 2 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
I thought it was the love of money that was the root of all evil
Feels... with a twist. 12 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
notalways! I love that site.
"Aye aye senpai!" 5 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Wearing a pink plaid kilt
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What 26 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
And in 2020: Idiocracy
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just do it 13 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
I read it as footy-steps
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f*ck mushrooms 24 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
bored. Ran out of new posts
f*ck mushrooms 24 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Similar to John Pinette on turnips
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aSlaPp-kB5Q
Coincidence? I think not! 15 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
But the US nuked itself multiple times.
(unpopulated areas for testing, but still)
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD 6 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Reminds me of Dr. Iplier.
The fascinating tale of North Korea Musical Conductor 25 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Oh, I'd never heard of them
The queen wont die 15 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
Markiplier and Jack Septiceye horror let's plays
Now it all makes sense 13 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
I don't remember that from the book
witty title 4 comments
zproctor · 7 years ago
I had a series of recurring dreams of the area surrounding my house. The field out back was replaced with a huge lava-falls, but the lava was really glowy salsa.
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