My dad does this, but it takes him forever.

You pay to see Cardi B, but you get paid when you find that $10

I call this next piece... Anxiety

*Ensure

Egyptian geese. I just did a project on them in science class. These are an invasive species in some countries.

Well, you obviously slaughter it for the beef-flavored cream cheese.

What do people have against seltzer?

In the winter, me and my dad used to make fires in the backyard. I would throw rocks in them for a bit, then take them out and let them cool. When they became warm, I used them as hand warmers.

F

White kids can be poor too

Wearing the skin of the ancestor of their greatest enemy, the dog.

They are lining up to be sacrificed

A 22 year old getting 10 hours of sleep? Kids don't even get that much.

Asians in general

You people are in my head now, we were discussing Khufu in class today.

Wasn't this doggo on the news today?

I probably would have just said, 'Oh, nice rabbit,' and then proceed to run into the wall

Not gonna be pretty when they sit down.

Highlighter caps

Damn, must be in outer space by now

I was thinking about this the other night. Like, what if you want to take your hamster or something on a walk, but don't want him to get stepped on

So... we should rally up P.E teachers? *Whacks baseball into face of opponent*