Hermit-Turtle

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Hermits and turtles are the same thing

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Pangolins. Putting the PAN back in Pandemic 5 comments
13579a · 3 days ago
One of them was named "Honey Bun"
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Pangolins. Putting the PAN back in Pandemic 5 comments
13579a · 3 days ago
I watched a documentary on them last night (PBS)
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The sewer rats send their regards 7 comments
13579a · 3 days ago
Scoop them out of the tub and throw them out in the garbage.
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When OCD people peel 4 comments
13579a · 3 days ago
My dad does this, but it takes him forever.
Skyrim memes are immortal 4 comments
13579a · 5 days ago
You pay to see Cardi B, but you get paid when you find that $10
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When you hire an engineer as your graphic designer 6 comments
13579a · 5 days ago
I saw that when I was visiting South Korea as well
Found at my work 6 comments
13579a · 6 days ago
I call this next piece... Anxiety
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To Insure People don't Spit in my food 5 comments
13579a · 1 week ago
*Ensure
Nogurt 1 comments
13579a · 1 week ago
Please don't shit on the babies
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j*zz!! j*zz everywhere!! 14 comments
13579a · 1 week ago
I thought these were tips...
Someone won't leave you alone? Give them a hug, but slowly crush their neck!
More Birbs in the Park 4 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
Egyptian geese. I just did a project on them in science class. Why do you guys always read my mind?! These are an invasive species in some countries.
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So where does cheese come from? 4 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
Well, you obviously slaughter it for the beef-flavored cream cheese.
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This stuff was gross my entire life until one day it wasn't? 2 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
What do people have against seltzer?
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Keep scrolling 7 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
In the winter, me and my dad used to make fires in the backyard. I would throw rocks in them for a bit, then take them out and let them cool. When they became warm, I used them as hand warmers.
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Press F to pay your respects 21 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
F
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Didn't see that one coming 1 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
A 22 year old sleeping ten hours? Teens don't get that much sleep
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He's right though 7 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
White kids can be poor too
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Thought he needed a lil' Wolf Hat, so I gave him a lil' Wolf Hat 3 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
Wearing the skin of the ancestor of their greatest enemy, the dog.
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love on the web 5 comments
13579a · 2 weeks ago
Buttholes can talk? That explains what comes out of some people's mouths.
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My date asked me what I wanted to do for our gingerbread house... She probably shouldn't 2 comments
13579a · 3 weeks ago
They are lining up to be sacrificed
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Moms should get front 7 comments
13579a · 3 weeks ago
A 22 year old getting 10 hours of sleep? Kids don't even get that much.
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Somethings are just universal 10 comments
13579a · 4 weeks ago
Asians in general
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The Great Pyramid of Giza (Khufu's Pyramid) is actually 8-sided, and was purposely 2 comments
13579a · 5 weeks ago
You people are in my head now, we were discussing Khufu in class today.
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Let's Put A Smile On That Face 9 comments
13579a · 5 weeks ago
Wasn't this doggo on the news today?
Bike lane ending on a wall 3 comments
13579a · 6 weeks ago
I probably would have just said, 'Oh, nice rabbit,' and then proceed to run into the wall
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