I watched a documentary on them last night (PBS)

Scoop them out of the tub and throw them out in the garbage.

My dad does this, but it takes him forever.

You pay to see Cardi B, but you get paid when you find that $10

I call this next piece... Anxiety

*Ensure

Please don't shit on the babies

I thought these were tips...
Someone won't leave you alone? Give them a hug, but slowly crush their neck!

Egyptian geese. I just did a project on them in science class. Why do you guys always read my mind?! These are an invasive species in some countries.

Well, you obviously slaughter it for the beef-flavored cream cheese.

What do people have against seltzer?

In the winter, me and my dad used to make fires in the backyard. I would throw rocks in them for a bit, then take them out and let them cool. When they became warm, I used them as hand warmers.

F

A 22 year old sleeping ten hours? Teens don't get that much sleep

White kids can be poor too

Wearing the skin of the ancestor of their greatest enemy, the dog.

Buttholes can talk? That explains what comes out of some people's mouths.

They are lining up to be sacrificed

A 22 year old getting 10 hours of sleep? Kids don't even get that much.

Asians in general

You people are in my head now, we were discussing Khufu in class today.

Wasn't this doggo on the news today?

I probably would have just said, 'Oh, nice rabbit,' and then proceed to run into the wall