All of my friends are saying that they look and feel much better when doing school from home (not as much pressure/stress).

Honestly, I would just scoot around the house with my nose to the wall.

Nah, you beat them at their own game. You serve them "fresh garden salad" with plenty of onions. Their breath will be so RANK

Can I boil the other models or phones from different companies?

Cuter than a hot dog at a rodeo

One of my friends (we'll call her K) adopts all the new kids in my school. She brings new kids to our lunch table and sits with them until they make other friends and leave (around 1 or 2 weeks). It's really adorable because it's like releasing animals back into the wild after taking them in. She won an award for "nicest person in the school" last year. She did this for me when I was new, but I just stayed there, so we're still friends.

Use the seeds to create a citrus empire and become a millionaire off of your profits.

Gordon Ramsay being electrocuted

Next time it'll be emo kids.

Veggie straws

My dad was born on April Fools, but no one believes him.

That's what the mask is for... To keep his stinky breath and unhygienic mouth to himself

It was all a set-up. To get the lasagna bits out of your mouth, you had to buy their toothpaste

And then it has the audacity to mark me wrong.

David Attenborough: "As our little crab friend, "Jeffrey" scuttles away, we see that he is being slowly devoured by his natural enemy: birds."

Gen Z: "I'm locked in the basement!"

His holy glow has finally appeared

I watched a documentary on them last night (PBS)

Scoop them out of the tub and throw them out in the garbage.