@xvarnah They're in my closet again... I just watched a video about Peta and euthanization

*not the crab, the species listed is a parasitic creature

I did this last night just because I forgot how it tasted.

"I don't joke with my health" while smoking a cigarette

So you're telling me that they aren't really gray, just...ashy?

Death doesn't come for Betty White, she comes for it.

I once dreamed that I was in a school cafeteria, when suddenly an army of penguins wearing fur caps came in. I don't know how I got to the next part, but I was flying through the air with them while singing the song about Rasputin. We slid around on ice for a bit, and then I woke up.