I've actually never seen your face, I don't look at the FunSubsters tab too often, so here's my guesses:
I feel like you're around 29 or something. You sound like a beard kind of person, if you are a male, I don't really know. Probably outgoing and sarcastic.

Aw, thank you :) My friends might say otherwise, but that means a lot <3

Worn leather books along with the aforementioned scrolls

*has to be by candlelight for full effect*

Why is that the best description of someone I've ever heard...

@snowbeast @strangelyacoustic I don't know why, but I just really want your opinions on this if you don't mind. I feel like we talk a lot, so you might have some good guesses

I would be too if ships kept sailing over me

You know, I've always wondered how you envision me. Like, in real life. But based on what I write here. What do you think I look like? How old am I? I'm actually curious now... I'd love to see your answer @strangelyacoustic

So holding your mom hostage over a river with piranhas is general and completely okay, but this is too specific?

But I still exist, whether you question me or not...

You would have said the same thing about Fish God last month, yet here we are

@strangelyacoustic I took that form for the sake of this meme, but I am all fish at once @nelson Thanks, it's nice to live instead of becoming sushi

Lucky guess

@strangelyacoustic I didn't say they weren't nutritious, I meant that they weren't as tasty as flesh

Please

Yes! You got it :)

Finally, someone figured it out... :)

Nah

Hmm, maybe not

Meesa no think so (nope)

Still want to eat my fish now? Nudibranchs aren't technically fish, but that was the theme of my last request post (gastropods, mollusks, etc.)