15jbaughman
Twenty-one year old anime aficionado, photography enthusiast, bookworm, and general practitioner of badassery.
— Jerry Baughman Report User
i dont know if this has been on here before, but it's heartwrenching 28 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
I, an arguably heartless person who does not cry lightly, actually teared up at this. When feels strike, even assholes like me aren't immune
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When you desperate as f*ck 7 comments
intellegence tops off 'swag' 34 comments
One thousand years of PAIN! 54 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
When I saw how many people had commented, I knew this would be here. I'm satisfied just knowing somebody made this wonderful reference :)
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Dad is sick of your shit 17 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
Knowing random words and phrases here and there and then using them like you know what you're doing kinda pisses me off. Hell, even if you were fluent in Japanese, speaking it to people who don't would still be a dick move. I'm fluent in Spanish, but the only people I use it around are from Mexico
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Get it? 22 comments
THE CONCERT WAS GREAT & THE ENTIRE BAND SIGNED MY ALBUM 13 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
I really wanna play this, but mainly because I know for a fact I can take a shot of white vinegar like it's nothing
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Long distance relationships 18 comments
Speaking as someone who still drives a manual transmission 11 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
You actually shouldn't even do any rolling while putting it in gear, since you can keep your foot on the break. It's when you move your foot from the break to the gas, give it a little gas, and ease off the clutch that you need to be quick about, which can be tough before you've had a lot of practice with that particular car.
Speaking as someone who still drives a manual transmission 11 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
Engage the parking break and put it in gear, then take your foot off the break and put it on the gas. Give it some gas and ease off the parking break as you ease off the clutch and you should be golden
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This friendship lasted forever 9 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
You win. Everyone else can go home now, don't even bother trying. You cannot beat this
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Don't Let Lexus Fool You With Their New Hoverbaord 10 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
Actually there is a way, in theory. Anti-matter, basically in every way the exact opposite of matter, repels, rather than attracts. All matter is attracted to and attracts other matter, and the same goes for anti-matter. But they repel each other. Now, we don't want to put a couple lumps of anti-matter in a hoverboard, since when matter and anti-matter come into contact, they are both annihilated and pure energy is released, so you'd have a pretty cool looking nuke. But the particle that warps space around matter, thus creating what we call a gravitational field, is called the gluon. If this particle could be isolated from anti-matter, we would be left with a sub-subatomic particle that repels all matter around it. This could be kept within a small chamber at each end of a board, and while the anti-gluons repel the ground, they also repel the board above them making it "hover". This could go over any terrain, over water, really anywhere you could imagine to go.
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Who are you 162 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
Yeah? Well I'm the collective reincarnation of 35 United States Air Force soldiers from a plane wreck.
I've got 35 fucking souls!
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I've got 35 fucking souls!
Which would you choose? 50 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
To become rich, I'd go with free clothes for life. Endless supply of free designer labels (Chanel, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Armani, Cartier, etc) which can be sold for the rest of your life. Infinite supply of money depending on how often you sell. Buy mansion, invest more money constantly, bam, I'm rich and living a luxurious life.
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HE MUST'VE BEEN THE COOLEST 17 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
For some fucked up reason, they locked your tattoo post for having too many dislikes. Create a chat discussion for it and I'll give all the advice I've got :)
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Edited 9 years ago
To all of my fellow ''Christians'' 22 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
It's like that with every group or organization. The extremists with the loudest mouths are the only ones heard, and so the institution as a whole is seen like those few. Kinda like how feminism is a worthy cause, but the extreme feminazis are lending the entire movement their bad name.
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Stop answering the phone 7 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
There are two kinds of people in the friendzone. For me, she kept coming to me and complaining about other guys until I terminated the friendship. For some people, they are so hung up on their crush that they don't let it go and become like the person you described.
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Frozen is the first... *b*tchslap* STFU 32 comments
15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
But Frozen IS the first Disney movie with two princesses (sisters, in fact) and has one become Queen
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