Damn it! I grabbed the wrong one out of my pocket! There goes my last two years salary.

Okay, you get second place.

I think that they did it so we don't know how to correct it, but used in any context, it is still completely correctable. Hah!

The first picture comes from Hercules. The two boys were "trouble makers" (they were actually demon servants of Hades, but that's not important). The second picture is from The Road to El Dorado, in which the two guys cause even more trouble, with gambling, stealing, stowing away, and thwarting Cortez's attack on the Aztecs.

Well shit, me too. You're not alone notpartychick!

And it's fucking stupid of you to assume I was referring to what our country considers rape and pass judgement without full knowledge of the situation. I of course meant that undebatable evidence must be presented for extreme measures to be taken, i.e. vaginal scarring, indicating the female was unwilling, and semen of the accused present.

You're probably thinking as in conceiving a child, while it also means unbelievable.

You'd have to be the first-born in order to be both alpha and omega. I'd be fine with just being the omega though.

Personally, I think that whether it results in a pregnancy or not, rape should be punished by kastration. That's how it is in other countries. You misuse your dick, you lose it. And then in the case that it results in a pregnancy, the choice should be up to the victim of whether or not to carry it. It would be preferable to save the baby's life, but I understand if the mother is very young.

The Princess Bride is and forever will be, one of my top favorite movies.

I have no doubt in my mind that this is true, but where are its legs?