Jerry Baughman

15jbaughman


Twenty-one year old anime aficionado, photography enthusiast, bookworm, and general practitioner of badassery.

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"IT WAS FIVE MINUTES MOM!" 4 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
At work 11:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, 11:25.
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
They're also the only ones who get to have their names capitalized.
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Shopping with style 7 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Imagine the supermarket road rage!
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How Cinderella could have ended 3 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
*cringes*
1 like = 1 respect 15 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I believe that "it's" is a contraction of it and is. In this case, though ownership is displayed, an apostrophe would not be necessary.
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It's wibbly wobbly 13 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
"HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT"
-Did he miss the fact that it's David fucking Tennant holding a singular boob?
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Any bros?? 52 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
It was YOU, wasn't it BARRELS?!?!
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I have tears in my eyes 18 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Holy fucking shit. . . . . .this is AMAZING!
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The only James Bond I've ever known 3 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Sean Connery.
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Deer's logic 1 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
A deer, with its eyes on the sides of its head, has no depth perception. It relies on non-linear motion. This is why it sees, but also smells and hears you, but doesn't notice the car, because it doesn't appear to move to the dear. Just gets slightly bigger. Flash your lights, and it'll get outta da way.
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So True!! 8 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
This needs to be redone with Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock.
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How to spot an a*shole in a museum. 33 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
For the most part, I don't ridicule any art. I figure that if they made it, at least they like it. I may not like it or want to hang it in my house, but they can do whatever they want with it.
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How to spot an a*shole in a museum. 33 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Yeah, it's called onement vi, sold for over 40 million.
http://antiquesandartireland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/newman.jpg
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How to spot an a*shole in a museum. 33 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I agreee. The following painting sold for over $40,000,000. http://antiquesandartireland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/newman.jpg
It's called Onement VI, if you don't believe me.
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OMG 10 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I'm still ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar. . . . .
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Tv show facts compilation 6 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I think Kurtwood Smith played a better hardass than Chuck Norris could.
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Arkham toddlers 17 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
*in Batman's voice* I'M BATMAN!
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Shh 4 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Clever.
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Onety one 8 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
I like Bilbo's way of saying 111. Eleventy one.
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I think I'd die! 7 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
One question. How in the world of fuck, is Nick Fury gonna find the Doctor, who could be anywhere in time and space?
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Good Luck... 14 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
That's all well and good for powering down the Nokia, but how do you plan on removing the fragment of soul without destroying it (which would be utterly futile to even attempt)?
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I found this on FB .. Wtf? 11 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
Here's a picture showing that the order is the point in which all members have the same general build, and thus considered to be one group of races.
http://sciencerockz.wikispaces.com/file/view/taxonomy_least_to_most_specific.jpg/126020281/561x792/taxonomy_least_to_most_specific.jpg
I found this on FB .. Wtf? 11 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
According to the anthropological definition of the word, race is considered one of the divisions of humankind, where the more general definition is a group of persons related by common ancestry. In either case, it refers only to humans or members of the same taxonomical denomination, usually the order. And plus, orcs and elves are both humanoid creatures related by a common ancestor, and changed individually over time. So yes, orcs and elves are different humanoid races. But an oliphaunt or warg wouldn't be considered to be different human races.
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¿Y_Y *_* @_@ "_"? 12 comments
15jbaughman · 10 years ago
There's always gonna be small popcorn spills, even if it's a couple pieces, for each person. I'm talking about leaving drinks, whole popcorn containers, and general trash all over the place. Nobody's gonna be out of the job. It'll just make their job a little easier.
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