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Mark Mothersbaugh, composer for many Nick cartoons; former member of Devo! “Ba-Baaaaa!” 2 comments
1_puma · 1 day ago
Damn, I’d always wondered who sang those. To me, it sounded like the voice actor for Stu (Jack Riley) just screwing around.
Understanding the cat tail 3 comments
1_puma · 5 days ago
Where is the lasagna, John?
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Fight club 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
Damn! Nice job. *hands over freshly baked chocolate chip cookie* There are 2 more secret cookies:)
What just happened 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
Maybe if it were shot at a higher fps, we wouldn’t need to ask that question...
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If only they knew what we face regularly 6 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
I’ve rejected girls. Contrary to popular belief, most guys don’t actually fuck everything that moves. Idk if that’s just a creeper thing, or a very high testosterone/libido thing, but I’ve never met a guy that’s like that. Man-whores? Sure, but even they had standards.
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What doesnt kill you, may still traumatize you for life and lead to many problems 9 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
Funny, I made similar comments about war and its effects and I was heavily berated for it. I guess when it’s a post, it’s ok.
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Found this in my Hotel Room .. What a legend 6 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
No, you had it right the first time.
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Gotta get away!! 4 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
KACHOW!
Funniest Youtube Video Ever 4 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
I give it 2009/2019 YouTube recommendations.
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A message from above 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
Ah! It’s The Great Communusto! Surely, there is a man who can stand against this threat?!
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temper 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
On Wisconsin! Forward!
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Rescue badges! 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
If you watch it backwards, a dog drowns a child :(
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Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
...Bosnia? Lol just joshing
Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
People also fail to understand that population has a huge impact on healthcare, and let’s be real, socialism. These “free” ideas generally don’t work for higher pop. countries. The current model that works in countries such as Denmark and Sweden simply cannot work in a country like the U.S.A. @one_puma, what do you think?
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Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
...my joke was separate, but related to the post. Ah well, sometimes you have a bomb.
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Usa rules 13 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
U.-S.-health, it’s just a game. (For those whom do not understand the joke, it’s meant to be read as “E A Sports, it’s in the game!)
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We no yes !! 6 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
Maybe I’m I’m, no not am not.
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Suck on ma tittays 6 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
Yes, I own many pointy things.
Simpler times 5 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
I just had a loss of brain cells, if that helps.
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They got me at Michael Cera 9 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
Mainly because he’s in a game and we don’t have the technology.
A snail, frog and a turtle walk into a bar 1 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
The bartender asks, “what’ll it be?”
The turtle says, “I’ll have the six-pack.”
The snail says, “I’ll have the margarita.”
The frog says, “These two are stupid, I’ll have the snake bite.”
They all died.
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Well that's epic 2 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
The Real Boys of Conventiontown is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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I am this old 2 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
*Audience applauses, a check for $100k is handed to you by the ghost of Chris Farley, and Kanye flashes you a genuine smile and says he’s quitting the music industry*
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Suck on ma tittays 6 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
“Red button” humor. You actually had defined it for me, but now I know what it encompasses. Onward, indeed!
Are there any Slavic comrades? 3 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
I’m half slav. Never had this, though. I will, however, eat a potato like an apple. I’ve had Adidas shoes all my life, I have a newsboy cap, a nike windbreaker, Adidas aftershave, and various chains. The best part? I never bought any of those things intentionally. I just like them. The other half of me is German and hates me.
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