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Who is ozzy osborne? 3 comments
1_puma · 1 day ago
You are correct.
Who is ozzy osborne? 3 comments
1_puma · 3 days ago
I just find it odd how they all tweet this, but can’t do a simple Google search on who Ozzy is. It’s as if they are just copying a tweet in complete ignorance...
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The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
1_puma · 4 days ago
This is why we love you.
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Cheese is something you eat 12 comments
1_puma · 4 days ago
Kirby would be wearing a hoodie with a Dragon Ball Z tee underneath. Its power would be hyperinsomnia, being able to outlast anyone staying up.
The critics can eat my ass 32 comments
1_puma · 4 days ago
@this_isntme You really don’t have a great track record so far. I don’t think you’re outspoken, you just seem bitter, arrogant, and ignorant.
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Failpass 5 comments
1_puma · 4 days ago
YesNo
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How many Dr is here 3 comments
1_puma · 4 days ago
So...he swallowed Tylenol (essentially)? If he has a bad liver or has been drinking, it could be a problem...
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You will be ok! 17 comments
1_puma · 4 days ago
Thank you. 25, and struggling. Messages usually don’t penetrate my wall, but this one got through.
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Fingers crossed he beats the test of time 5 comments
1_puma · 5 days ago
“Timmy! Are you doing Usain Bolt?”
“No, mom! I’m just holding for a friend!”
*proceeds to run away at 20 mph*
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Dolla dolla bills, y’all 12 comments
1_puma · 5 days ago
Also, photos for posterity, most likely.
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No joke, I needed this 5 comments
1_puma · 5 days ago
Yes, you should only do this if you are somewhat adept with computers. If you can’t run cmd and type in a command (if you read that and don’t know what I said), then you shouldn’t do this.
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o 5 comments
1_puma · 5 days ago
How is this still alive?
Boston raising awareness 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
But we all gotta eat...please sir, I just need some coin. Whatever you have in your pocket is fine. You get to go back to a warm house, I ain’t got nothin. You got kids? Me too, but my whore wife took them and kicked me out. I just want some money for food. Sir? Ok, have a blessed day.
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What an absolute monster this geezer is 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
If he owns the van, isn’t it his property, and therefore, can keep trash in it?
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*Sobbing* 3 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
As someone who gets one hour of sleep per night (hyperinsomnia, no medication helps), having to stay up a grueling 23 hours/day is absolutely NOT FUN, no matter how productive I am. You don’t want it.
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The future is now 9 comments
1_puma · 1 week ago
Students are a plague!
What do you think? 14 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
Freecreditreport.com commercial songs 1-9
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checkmate 1 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
Ravenous Ravenous Hippopotamuses
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie 4 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
This is 0/10 crap
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This made me chuckle more than it should have 3 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
“Threat to...free expression” and calls this “never acceptable ”...this is free expression, mah dude.
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Wow so interesting 3 comments
1_puma · 2 weeks ago
I can’t find a source for 99%, but can confirm 93%.
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Rate it 8 comments
1_puma · 3 weeks ago
2/lasagna
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On March 21, 1976, David Bowie was arrested in New York for marijuana possession. This 7 comments
1_puma · 3 weeks ago
The rumor goes that it was Iggy Pop that caused the condition. Apparently, Bowie was on vacation with his family when he was 15, and knew Iggy from prior visits to the states. I could definitely see that, as they had a deep and complicated friendship.
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I identify as Omnisexual 13 comments
1_puma · 3 weeks ago
I believe in sbeve. You can’t take that away from me.
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I am the lorax 3 comments
1_puma · 3 weeks ago
Ooh downvoter doesn’t understand satire. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.
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