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Amazing enormous Jellyfish 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
So he doesn’t deserve to make a living because he filled out the minimum criteria? Why would he fight harder for a min wage job? That is NOT competitive hire. That is a convoluted hiring system. I just don’t understand your logic.
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This Greenland shark is over 300 years old 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Hey, don’t look at me.
This Greenland shark is over 300 years old 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
*Purported to be ~300. Scientists cannot utilize vertebrae, because of its softness. They instead determine age via measuring protein spikes in their eyes, due to the proteins not decaying. They look for spikes in the protein creation that align with events such as atomic bombs. Interesting stuff.
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Go home cnn 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Four years later and your comment is still ignorant as fuck.
Go home cnn 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
They are both shit.
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Kung fu football 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Alternatively alternatively: Kung Futbol
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Well done Disney .. Well done 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Oh, grim.
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I think I like the traditional cheerleader type. 14 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
@mialinay I get it.
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Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Stark Wreck
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Owned 20 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Must...resist urge...to raise hand...out of sarcastic spite...
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Any barbers around that can answer? 8 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Kill the alpha, kill them all.
Friday night is Friday night 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
My nunsense is tingling.
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This wouldn't have happened if the grandma had a gun on the back of her head! 16 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
“Let’s use one extreme example to represent an already skewed statistic by the media to push our agenda, along with using mental retardation as a way to belittle our opponent! Yeah!” Taking the guns away is not the solution.
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This isn't even my final form 6 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Shapeshifter!
Why tho 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Damn, now I want to build some Legos.
The way they actually see us 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Saaaaaame. Silent meows are cute as heck
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The way they actually see us 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I thought cats meow at us because they learned over the years being domesticated, to imitate the cry of a baby, noticing that babies are treated well being taken care of and fed. As well, house cats clearly rely on us for food, I do not think they are lacking understanding in the department of “a kitten shouldn’t be able to feed me.”
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Why tho 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
My floor is a void, so I just sit on a massive box and spin around indefinitely, because it’s in perfect orbit. So no, my floor is not available.
Chadn't 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Thx homie
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Why tho 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Wisdom is knowing you can sit on a sturdy box.
Chadn't 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Yeah a hint to know I’m not wearing any pants. Pffft
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Chadn't 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
And you know what else else? I’m not wearing pants.
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Gabby infamous ***htingale 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I DON’T HAVE CURRENT ACCESS TO A MIRROR AND I’M UTILIZING MY PHONE CURRENTLY TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE SO I APOLOGIZE I CANNOT WATCH MY MOUTH
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Gabby infamous ***htingale 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Nightingale.
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Classic clarkson 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Yepp
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