1_puma

1_puma


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What's my age again? 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
What’s sleep?
Idk aliens? 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
If any show says at any point “could it be possible that...” I know a bunch of hypotheses are on there as time-filler. You aren’t going to get big answers from big questions on networks such as these. They’ve long lost their touch in passing on historical knowledge.
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Smart kid is going places 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Thank the internet for that, probably.
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Helpless hoc Wasp 38 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
My junk is both smaller and bigger than you think until it is revealed.
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No, youre crying 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Guests can’t cry.
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It's so close 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
You are projecting human emotions on a dog by “reading” their face. That is the look of pure desire to consume. Would you like me to resurrect Dahmer for you?
roust him 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Even though that was lame as hell, I’m giving you a like because it made me chuckle.
Every Pen I Used in 4 Years of Undergrad 6 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I just enjoy seeing how confident people such as guest are in saying the phrase: “who cares”, as people clearly do care. I don’t know if they actually assume no one cares, or if their narcissism blatantly overrides any sense of social logic. “Because /I/ don’t care, no one does!”
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roust him 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Ah, so this is the Xbox kid that fucked my mom last night!
He’s got a point 22 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Extremists are rarely self-aware of themselves, especially as an extremist. All is right in their head as far as they are concerned.
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Hide and seek, Genius edition 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
El oh el
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Deafening mighty reflective Spoonbill 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Anon deals with a bad situation 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
What the fuck kind of toxic behavior is this?
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Apple Juice haters 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
He’s a breath if fresh air when it comes to modern standup. Dude’s something else. Fishtoid, I think.
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Merry Christmas from Niagara Falls! 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Merry Christmas, bot!
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You know what that means! 16 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
;)
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You know what that means! 16 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Himmeldonnerwetter! Una puta madre cyka blyat merde! Jebiesz jeze! Kisama milaka, siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae! Teonen al tmuna shel kalba. Khange khodah.
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Say another one 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
@contentcop you have been caught in the gravitational vortex...and now your last ball is gone. Oops, no high score for you.
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Say another one 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I miss Word, and Excel, and PowerPoint...
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He’s got a point 22 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
@xvarnah ftw
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Just needed you to see 8 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Cats and string cases are best friends.
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Washing. Drying. Folding? 15 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
It’s been 5 years. Where’s the fucking folding machine?!
Going to the beach be like. 4 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Drink coffee instead! *drum sting*
For the people complaining about the starbucks cup. Sometimes humans make mistakes 6 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
They are looking for “the suspension of disbelief was dissipated by the Starbucks coffee cup.”
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 6 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Aww someone didn’t like my joke. Boo:(