I'm now top 5 of America's most wanted 5 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Cursed
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It all makes sense now, actually 5 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Yes! I’ve been meaning to make a very similar post about this. They aren’t quite homonyms...just different enough to be interesting.
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Roses are red little marmaids are black 5 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Turns out. It was a sack MADE of nuts. I am disappointed, but impressed.
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Edited 5 years ago
Still the best football photo ever 2 comments
Roses are red little marmaids are black 5 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Link? I enjoy nutsacks. Are we talking standard burlap with almonds, cashews, etc? I’m excited!
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The Allfather deems it necessary 11 comments
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Olivia Newton John Travolta! 15 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
funkmasterrex, you have no chance of that happening. I hope everyone sees your comment and ostracizes you. I don’t know what I did to deserve this disrespect, but you are clearly a child.
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I’m feeling generous today. In the comments is a link to my drobox of a guitar piece. 8 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Thank you! No, I used to have things posted on Youtube, but the commenters were quite belligerent, and I was young and sensitive. Calling me stupid, faggot, saying my work was ass...you know, normal internet things. I have about 3 albums written, I just don’t have much recorded.
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Edited 5 years ago
I’m feeling generous today. In the comments is a link to my drobox of a guitar piece. 8 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Also, if you’d like to know the tuning I had used, it is open D. Essentially, to non-musicians (or inexperienced ones), “open” means that no frets (where you place your fingers on the neck of the guitar to change notes) are being pressed down. When strummed, the 6 strings create a “D” chord.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Olivia Newton John Travolta! 15 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
S/he’s a discount actor/ess for a possible Grease reboot. You’ll thank me when I get a knock at my door and then a few years later, you will see my creation as a Netflix special. Of course, some lines will need to be rewritten...
Sauceyy 14 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
Cheating is a sign of a true coward, or an unethical thrill-seeker. Some are afraid to break up, some get a certain pleasure from cheating. Whatever the case, there is no proper defense that is permissible. Just break up with someone, there’s no reason to cheat.
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Because there's a fire 1 comments
1_puma
· 5 years ago
I don’t quite remember this particular set of dialogue...must’ve been aurora borealis.
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Anon disproves rising water levels 12 comments
