1_puma

1_puma


— 1_puma Report User
Jesus is sharing the knowledge 1 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
...And God sayeth unto Jesus, “go, My Son, and bring internet connectivity to all those that seek it.”
5
Doctors Dockter give me the news 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Dr. Docktor, a.k.a Docktor, Chad the chad doctor
3
I’m sure he’ll be right back 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I heard these go for $250/Pop!
2 · Edited 5 years ago
The level stress needed to cause this tho...I finally get it 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Edit: apparently, someone thought my first response was what actually happened... no, I don’t think she shaved her head to avoid a drug test. Right, I was just highlighting what people thought she was doing at the time, not my personal belief of what happened. I, too, believe she was just going through a tough spell, and all her pressures came crashing in all at once.
2 · Edited 5 years ago
My gf recently broke up with me, all of my friends have moved on with their lives, as we 23 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Try not to add yourself to a list of “sad partners.” You are all separate from each other, and unless he says it’s a problem, it probably isn’t. I doubt he’s thinking, “oh great, another one.” Idk if that helps, but it’s likely true that it’s not part of his prerogative
3
I forgot yesterday’s, so here is a double Daily Dose of Cuteness Overload 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
P.s. forgot in title, this is post #3 and #4 for the series.
4
I forgot yesterday’s, so here is a double Daily Dose of Cuteness Overload 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
That’s just a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
7
Soviet smashing Cyanide once again 13 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Ok, but if I’m ignorant to the thing it’s referring to, my first thought is going to be “he doesn’t look like a Norse god” not “oh this is clearly a reference to something, better move on hurr durr.” How would I know it’s a reference to begin with? There are plenty of posts like this, as I said, with people who behave this way, and it’s not a reference to anything. Given those parameters, it’s not “that simple” that the post isn’t for me.
My gf recently broke up with me, all of my friends have moved on with their lives, as we 23 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I realized how fast 25 years has gone by, and that I will be 50 before I know it. That scares the hell out of me. Even though I’m fit, I’ve been having a plethora of health issues in the past few months, and various diseases and disorders run in the family. Also, grandpa passed about a month ago, and I’m finding it hard to connect with family after that. It was the first major death in about 10 years, and it’s only worsened my insomnia.
4
Soviet smashing Cyanide once again 13 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Never heard of them. Let me ask you this...with my ignorance of their humor, and that they are a Youtuber, why would I assume they are joking? Especially since it’s quite common for people on the internet to be egotistical and say they look like someone (e.g. a celebrity), all while being serious about their statement, even though they don’t look like how they claim whatsoever.
Science finally went too far 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Anti-vax moms will say scientists vaccinated the monkeys.
4
No thank you 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
EXCUSE ME they also drink kiddie cocktails.
Soviet smashing Cyanide once again 13 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Don’t apologize, you’re right on the nose. Not only do they not look like a Norse god, but they don’t even look Norse.
1
And they say poetry is dead! 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Talk about an explosive orgasm.
4
Of this guy having same character name for all his movies 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Nope. This is shopped. He’s played Hector a couple of times or so, but not this many.
4
Always bleeting on about finding themselves a REAL man 16 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I’ve never had a problem with acne, as long as the person isn’t greasy from not cleaning themselves. She’s still attractive without makeup.
Thanks satan! 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I don’t get it, is the post anti free speech?
2
This cat is little intimidating 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Big soz bruh
Daily Dose of Cuteness Overload #2 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Absolutely.
3
Daily Dose of Cuteness Overload #2 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I’m sorry if this isn’t up to par. I’m just trying something new while reviving something else in spirit. I’ll continue if people like it.
2
Exactly how I feel 3 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Edit: This will make more sense and is less obvious 161 years from now.
The secret to immortality is to be immortal.
· Edited 5 years ago
Makes no got damn frankinsense 19 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Look, your words appear condescending, but I’ll just get over it. I’m 25, I know of older people in their 40’s that use myrrh and frankincense resin in a spiritual way, and claim to experience a high. That is what I was looking for with sources: burning and inhaling a combination of the aforementioned resins. I also know of a shop owner in his 60’s who is vet worldly that claims the same. So now you have that information.
1
Makes no got damn frankinsense 19 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
But people DO do it. I know some personally that do. You know, I’m asking for actual sources here for the combination...no need to get snide about it...
1
Any character creation screen 11 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Dante’s Inferno on damned difficulty: Lucifer’s second form. I’ve done it twice...never again.
2