Not to mention, he flunked as a sniper.

I’m an Uber driver, and more often than not, people want to talk. They usually are the ones to initiate a conversation. I ask how they are, where we are going, and thank them afterwards. Otherwise, I always wait for them to start talking.

“Girl, quit yo damn runnin. I just had a family bucket and mashed potatoes from KFC.”

Is this the real life? Is this Fanta in the sea? Caught between trenches, no escaping for me. Opened the tab, float on a slab, and have to peeeeee. Mamaaaa, just just downed the can, tried to crush it on my head, shoulda used my foot instead. Mamaaaa, the drink was good, but now I have to throw the can awaaaay. Mamaaaa, uwu, didnt’t mean to chug it down, if I forget to recycle it tomorrow, remind me, remind me...though I guess it doesn’t matter.

This is wrong. I use my toes.

Glenlivet 12/15 year is delicious, but I’m not so sure about this one.

Green beans and mac? Not savory, but edible. Melted Velveeta? Bitch, I don’t eat plastic. Left.

Step on a crack, break that dummy thicc back.

NO.

Well, I DO hold various world records, as well as cracking the top 100 in 4 different categories in MKX...but I don’t play vidya anymore. Am i still an EPIC GAMER? Idk, what do you guys think?

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Stop women, rape respect.

So that’s what was in Area 51...

There might be Nazi gold under there. Start digging!

Yesssss

Is this digitally edited? If not, that’s some awesome trick you have for the eyes. Lights underneath and luminescent paint?