Ooooooh last one got me. Meta.

I have picked up the habit of not stepping on cracks again, after 7 years of not giving a crap. At least I don’t need to start and stop on my right foot via walking up & downstairs again as well...

Fill in the blank letter to figure out the name!
I wonder what it could be?!
Brazzer_

Around what time did sexual, humorous compliments and advancements become acceptable? People used to flip shit. I’m not complaining at all, I’m just curious.

Sloths aren’t capable to escape forest fires :’(

Chevy > Ford. Chevy uses better material. Statistics will show that Chevy lasts longer and requires less maintenance in general.

Karma is literally cause and effect. Eat less in general, cut sugar, eat veggies, don’t drink too much beer, and have a regular sleep schedule. Even with “bad genes”, you will be much healthier.

Clearly, the issue has been addressed.

This is official, then?

This does nothing. It’s like those Facebook posts, saying “Facebook doesn’t have my permission to...” The thing is, when you accept terms and conditions, it is clearly stated that you also accept any future changes to those terms and conditions. Your info and content can’t and won’t be protected by you the second you click AGREE.

Where’s the driver?

Or, you could use 4-6 baby raccoons. But quality over quantity, I suppose.

Poor kid. They should have casted him, regardless. Fuck time!

Penelope, Rochelle, Melissa, Jeff, Rob, and Chancellor.
Nobody shared with you adulthood was this hard...

An all-male gay nightclub that is biased against disabled persons?

This isn’t a place to practice your Hadoken.

Ah, a good frie is hard to come by.

I’m gonna PIKACHU!!!!

Close to home.

Musk is the next this guy/Tesla/etc. with his free global internet. People are going to be able to flourish in places they would otherwise have limited access to important information.