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Meet Jonathon the tortoise. He's the oldest known animal in the world at present 15 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
You mean we are both at 442 Hertz? Wow!
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Meet Jonathon the tortoise. He's the oldest known animal in the world at present 15 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Greenland sharks. Maybe even tardigrades.
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The only one of them that actually has a father is Gohan 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Ah, thanks. Much appreciated.
Me too 9 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
People are unaware that you must refrigerate hot sauce as well. Those black spots you see that appear after awhile are not "for flavor."
Quite rare indeed 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
So...you'd have a time machine, right? It doesn't even imply you can use it once...go back and get both other doors...
Bc I had to see it, so have you (and yes, it's made of c*ckroaches) 10 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Cockroachzilla! Roachzilla!!!.........Cockzilla.....
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I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
You numbskull, this is You Don't Mess With the Zohan.
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The only one of them that actually has a father is Gohan 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I have never watched Naruto, and I don't really plan on it...but the thing I have been most curious about are those two. What's their deal? I vaguely remember one of them being named Brock? Idk dude, I thought they were the same person, different art style.
On this day 25 years ago Nu Metal was born 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Mainstream labels are pushing a formula that sells. If you don't like new metal, I can conclude one of three things:
1) You're and oldshcool fan, which is fine
2) You've lost your taste for metal
Or 3) You aren't digging deep enough, or haven't dug at all for good, modern metal.
On this day 25 years ago Nu Metal was born 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
He means to say that good metal isn't spoonfed via mainstream outlets anymore. Since good, new metal isn't on the radio, it must not exist.
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Press F to pay respects 6 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Eph. Sorry, my F is busted on my Samsung.
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Hmm.. 8 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
My Giant, When Harry Met Sally, You've Got Mail, and Pretty in Pink. You're right, I didn't notice.
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I a big brain 24 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I would have $*********
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Hmm.. 8 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Probably MLP
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This Screwed With Me A Bit. 7 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I'm sorry:\
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As a white male, I agree 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Timmy is the black one.
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My disappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined 1 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
This happens too often...I've had about 4 times where both numbers end in either 5 or 0.
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True story bro. Think about it 8 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
I mean, if you're the toxic one, then they really could be finding their "one".
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All the time 2 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Yepp...Had this happen with thinking about learning the Egyptian scale on guitar. Had a video recommended to me a day later. That isn't the only instance.
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*insert circus song here* 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Uhhhhhhh....anyone want to touch on this one? I'm out.
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They have learned rather quickly that I provide breakfast on a regular schedule. Was 5 14 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
Creature of habit, telling time is an instinct. I used to be amazing at it. Your cat just has it down pat. Rather, your cat doesn't think about it.
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What if 5 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
But he's a Horcrux. He would have survived. Then, Hermione's soul would split.
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It will never end 1 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
NOW it's a party.
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They have learned rather quickly that I provide breakfast on a regular schedule. Was 5 14 comments
1_puma · 5 years ago
One bites, one licks. Choose wisely.
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