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Android vs. iOS 11 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Can I have one?
Weirdest misheard lyrics of all time 6 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Downright don't give a fuck!
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Day 79 of your daily dose of cute: We've had a tounge week, how about a parent week? 4 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
I apologize if I end up sounding like an ass, but you spelled "tongue" wrong.
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If you could choose one 52 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Motherfuckin' Nick Fury!
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Guess who's procrastinating right now! 18 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
aka MirandaSings
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legend 36 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
It's not fake, it's scripted.
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useless info 6 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Racecar is a palindrome
Chicken alert 15 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Name her Lorene
Pigeon swag 6 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Bread crusts around his neck, call him Two Grainz
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Thighs that could crush your skull 10 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
I am Zangief
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While Norris may be fictitiously awesome, Lee is factually awesome. 11 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Christopher Lee hides under Chuck Norris' bed, though.
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Oh... alrighty then 7 comments
1andonly · 9 years ago
Throwing a rock because I can't find anything else
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Bad hashtag 10 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
I'm sorry to ruin all the fun for every body, but it's Susan album party
Ignorance is bliss 10 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
Nice one
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Hypocrisy 24 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
He's right^
Life as a single woman 4 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
Because some people just want to watch the world burn
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If you get what I mean 1 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
What the fuck
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B*tches love that 3 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
What you said is also sexist d0pp3194n93r
i hear he's coming back 10 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
Hey vinnie was ok
Nope, that is your phone acting gay 12 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
Your phone being a cockblock
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Good guy Luigi 11 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
Prove it
On FS... 92 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
I'm a chocolate bar
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Never stops to amaze me 16 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
A GPS pop band called turn this direction
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How to win at women's wrestling 14 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
No, it's mixed wrestling. WWE is world wrestling entertainment. So there are people from all around the world. Male and female.
A strong male figure 11 comments
1andonly · 10 years ago
Oh and a chainsaw.
To slice that dick right off his face... And saw his face completely off