Thighs that could crush your skull

I'm also amazed that she can hold her breath for that long

and a butt to make you cry

That title tho XD

And here we see a chain of these elusive creatures, known as Surferus Strongestus, with several males at the back patiently following the lead female. It seems to be a sort of ritual they go through. The female will begin by picking up and incredibly heavy rock and go on a short journey on the ocean floor with it, a sign of strength and endurance. Curious males will begin following to see how long she will last. The crowd often disperses after it is done, and a handful of these males will return later for the next ritual of this sort. At the end of however many get done, the female will have a lifelong mate.

The skull crack would be worth it.

Did anyone else think of that guy in Wreck It Wralph whe gave the "Whi will crush man's head between thighs like sparrows' eggs?" Speech?

IMPRESSIVE!!!!!!!!

I am Zangief