iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
My ass hurts 1 comments
iccarus · 6 hours ago
this made me laugh
Instead of a happy meal, you’ll get a depressed meal 11 comments
iccarus · 18 hours ago
everything goes from unique and individualised, to modern and aesthetic
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Stick figure costume 4 comments
iccarus · 18 hours ago
i love how the little one runs
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Herman the Lop 2 comments
iccarus · 18 hours ago
those feet! ^.^
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Not me I'm a good Christian boy 1 comments
iccarus · 18 hours ago
i'm sorry, what are the six digits?
Don’t forget about us in renewable energy making sure y’all still have power ???? 2 comments
iccarus · 19 hours ago
renewable energy, using unrecyclable materials
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I bought one of those Gwyneth Plaltrow candles, but it don't smell right 1 comments
iccarus · 19 hours ago
nah, that would smell about right
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From Indiana, can confirm, everyone here is dumb 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
this is why you need to file permits for filming, so the police know. Happened a few years ago when some students on the Gold Coast, Qld, Australia, filmed a short movie, the police were called as they were "armed"
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Saw this gnome in Rotterdam in the Netherlands. According to Wikipedia people also like 3 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
"Saw this gnome in Rotterdam in the Netherlands According to Wikipedia people also like to call it the buttplug gnome"
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and i can understand why
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Tecmo world wrestling 4 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
he's so full of it, it comes out when he talks
Anons army story 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
taliban gets shot, expects to go to heaven with 72 virgins, goes to hell and is met by 72 Chads
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It's perfectly safe! 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
i want the trials purely for the remote chance i get superpowers
The news we all need in these dark times 3 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
i need the video of this
*jazz music stops* 6 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
you got an onlyfans? o.O
Tecmo world wrestling 4 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
you know that there's a special toilet the president uses once a day so they can test his faeces to ensure he's not being poisoned or something. Since Trump uses it, they need six people to carry the container like a coffin.
Will Poulter dressing up as Sid from Toy Story 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
he lost the wild in his eyebrows
Church gonna be interesting on Sunday 2 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
for those that don't know, in digital terms, WAP means "Wireless Access Points"
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Times of Lore 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
"leave your vote"
Anon gives dating advice 5 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
you can love them still, but it won't work out, you'll forever be doubting if they are cheating on you, it wears you down and honestly it's quite exhausting not truly being able to know the whole truth. It's better to end it and move on, though that can take a few years to happen.
Shine bright like a diamond 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
hope they went up and said, "i appreciate your inspirational shit"
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Nice car, though 4 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
and when the caregiver asked "why did you shoot me?", the cop responded with "i don't know". Really, it was recorded.
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Let the children charge 10 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
sorry your kid has to deal with that, some people just don't have the aptitude or patience to be a teacher. If she is unfortunate enough to be put back in her class, tell her to get an audio recorder, behaviour like that is usually punished by dismissal or removal to another school.
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Type faster or I'll pass out 2 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
same, i hate that feeling when you reply quickly, but the other just doesn't make you important enough to do the same
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I finally completed my life long dream and made a "Big Art Attack" 3 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
to each his own, but i see this as lowering the property value
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