iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
Testosterone.... 5 comments
iccarus · 2 hours ago
excuse me while i go play some games
Testosterone.... 5 comments
iccarus · 3 hours ago
the real trick is that it doesn't have to be your own organs, to get that high end machine
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Does not the cat 7 comments
iccarus · 3 hours ago
looks like the cat has a hole in it's chest for the hand to go through, while the finger is about to violate the cat's other hole
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Disappointed 5 comments
iccarus · 23 hours ago
someone else's, preferably in self defense to teach them a valuable lesson
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Just like in the movies 7 comments
iccarus · 23 hours ago
The rapist
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oh yeah B-) 4 comments
iccarus · 23 hours ago
there's an urban legend involving a woman on her birthday, her dog, and peanut butter
Cheddar Larson 8 comments
iccarus · 23 hours ago
Will Ferrell is "if i scream it, it must be funny" humour, Michael Richards is site humour, his humour was written into the show, not his own. even his cast mates from Seinfeld stated "he tries really hard to be funny"
Adulting just got harder 15 comments
iccarus · 23 hours ago
i don't sleep very well to begin with, but now at least don't have sore back so much
Cheddar Larson 8 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
don't forget will ferrell and Michael Richards
Good to know justice will be served 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
isn't this old news?
Cheddar Larson 8 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
i put him in an elite group of comedians that i don't find funny
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Bonk 3 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
so, from Thailand?
John Cena after spending too much time in the sun 4 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
the black guy has a resemblance to John Cena
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Please do it 2 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
not into you, never pissed me off, and wouldn't know you if i passed you in the street, sorry
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Cronch 14 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
copped a few punches for it, but totally worth it
Adulting just got harder 15 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
how'd that work out? I've had back pain, but mostly from my bed
Adulting just got harder 15 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
i'm over 40 :/
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Cronch 14 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
yes
Cronch 14 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
my brother ate them, despite my warning, stole pieces again, was on the third tim eating them and me laughing he realised I never ate any.
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Cronch 14 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
i did mix, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate laxatives and make my own marble style treats. With explicit instructions to my brother not to eat them or else
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Please do not the cat 12 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
the Watcher broke his oath?
Please do not the cat 12 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
Challenge accepted
I don’t think anyone realizes 4 comments
iccarus · 5 days ago
teachers don't get into teaching for the money, they do it because they want to help the next generation, but eventually, they think "fk this, pay more"
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Nice 10 comments
iccarus · 5 days ago
i just remember it cause when she drove off, i looked at the guy, he looked at me, and we just burst out laughing. at least we waiting until she was gone.
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Left, right, or both? 4 comments
iccarus · 5 days ago
i know that reference
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