iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

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Everyone likes an origin story 2 comments
iccarus · 3 hours ago
best cum back ever
Ah. Titles are hard. 5 comments
iccarus · 3 hours ago
problem would be it would still hurt like hell. A belly flop? what happens when it doesn't kill you? get shot in the head and start again? land the wrong way and your testicles will explode, you'd feel that.
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If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys 5 comments
iccarus · 4 hours ago
there's always a reason why a rule was made up
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This movie gave me nightmares back in the days. Someone with me? 2 comments
iccarus · 23 hours ago
this movie gave me ideas back in the day
This Cursed Etsy listing 7 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
bargain
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The real reason he got stabbed 5 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
she does not look impressed
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Just imagine! 12 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
just like the pizza delivery guy, you can smell it, you just can't taste it
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All the wat in (including hand) 5 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
i've been to dark places
All the wat in (including hand) 5 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
no, don't do this, wait until they grow up
Great spot to hibernate 3 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
yes from me
This made me laugh for a few minutes! 2 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
that roomba must record the final moments as well
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Miracles do happen 8 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
sorry, didn't see it was deposit, i thought was withdraw
Miracles do happen 8 comments
iccarus · 4 days ago
bank would destroy the card as per procedure, and the police would put it in evidence until it's assigned to someone
Miracles do happen 8 comments
iccarus · 4 days ago
kind of worrying that a person with good intentions can access his account so easily
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Welcome to the club, Kiddo 6 comments
iccarus · 4 days ago
being a kid, he'll get all the tax back at the EOFY
Congrats keanu! 5 comments
iccarus · 6 days ago
i'd say they been secretly dating for years, just not made it public
Any Stargate fans? 4 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
such a shame they ended it, and it was still the highest rated sci-fi channel show.
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More than 20 sealed coffins discovered near Luxor Egypt 2 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
yay, let's desecrate the dead. if you raid these people's relatives graves, are they happy with it?
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If there's heaven on Earth, it is this, it is this, it is this 14 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
yeah, he got charged and found guilty
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Who's crying now?? 2 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
no, she just admitted it
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My buddy's Tesla didn't pass the Louisiana emissions test 5 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
but my time machine only goes back 3 days
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My buddy's Tesla didn't pass the Louisiana emissions test 5 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
how did it exactly fail?
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Wait what? 3 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
the first swallow is the hardest
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Don't ask the Aussies 8 comments
iccarus · 1 week ago
I live in Melbourne Australia, hottest i've experienced here was 48C, or 118F, it stands out because that day, a PE teacher, sat in the shade and told her kids to run in the sun, one girl died from heat exhaustion. Never knew what happened to the teacher after that