iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

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You had a loophole Pinocchio 4 comments
iccarus · 14 hours ago
and the she sat on his face and told him to tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth . . . .
From the makers of E-Cola 2 comments
iccarus · 14 hours ago
I've been drinking Corona more this last month, so hopefully i've built up an immunity to it
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Waste not 4 comments
iccarus · 14 hours ago
considering cats are naturally lactose intolerant, there's gonna be a lot of spray painting that night
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Rip kobe 2 comments
iccarus · 14 hours ago
no, no no, it's just someone else jumping on the band wagon
Made for my bro for Xmas. He's a teacher 2 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
nice, but i foresee the stitching on the straps failing later
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Mr. T teaching fools to stay in school circa 1985 3 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
looks like he's wearing either spongebob or minions shoes?
Asking your boss for an*l 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
well phones do tend to predict what you're gonna say based on repetition, so . . .
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Mac n' cheese was still awful 6 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
maybe it looked like "mac and cheese"
Butt hat 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
what you don't see, is that the hat has a nose piece to it also
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My phones not gonna drop and hit me on my face anymore 1 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
instead of a (maybe) bruised nose, you get a cracked screen
"Thug life till' we die" T.S 2 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
at least he didn't die in a car accident
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Big dream of mine was always to go to Australia, now I even reached Tasmania and its even 4 comments
iccarus · 1 day ago
all I can say is that Tasmania is under lockdown, if you don't live there, you can't get in
Doggo doesn't care 4 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
well his eyes seem apologetic
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No it's Billy 2 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
would like to know the relationship between these two
Ahhhh help 2 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
but the power is turned off
Rare intelligent creature indeed 1 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
i agree
You know this reminds me of someone... 4 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
"when she says no to anal, but you try anyway"
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Bon appetit 4 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
did they hane that smokey flavour?
And I'll do it again! 1 comments
iccarus · 2 days ago
great dane "day at the park and snacks"
Netflix we saw you 15 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
another thing, can you tell when someone walking down the street is gay? Do they have to be overly gay to be represented? Why can't a character just be gay without having to be "gay"?
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Weak point 7 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
i'd hibernate for 100 years or so and see what progress there is
The sewer rats send their regards 7 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
well you got that guy on tiktok doing the coronachallenge, licking a public toilet, not the seat, he licked the porcelin. and yes, he got it and is in intensive care
When OCD people peel 4 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
i stopped peeling off all the white bits when i learned that there's more vitamin c in that than the rest of the orange/mandarine
You come to me or I come to you 8 comments
iccarus · 3 days ago
liime was just to keep the flies away in mexico