Holy fuck, I just shit myself.

I am that friend.

This post is love.

My Christmas tree is moving. This is awesome.

The Katy Perry one literally looks no different. That's how awesome that one is

"Fuck this shit, I'm out. See you bitches later..."

....I don't get it. Does that make me not simple minded? Am I complicated minded.

I think its funny that they ran out of 'S's so they had to use '5's instead.

Or he's using Apple Maps.

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Guess that makes me poor.

I do sort of the same thing though, despite the fact that I don't work in the food industry. I will overcharge by about five dollars as like a fee.

The tree that could.