Ethel Merman

88rulz18drulz


Why do you want me to put my bio? Beep beep bo beep....

— Ethel Merman Report User
Whenever someone interrupts me in the middle of a sentence: 17 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Holy fuck, I just shit myself.
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Makes it more interesting 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I am that friend.
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How long do I wait? 5 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
This post is love.
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Look at the center for 30 secs. And ya'll see sum black magic! 9 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
My Christmas tree is moving. This is awesome.
Kind of creepy... 18 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
The Katy Perry one literally looks no different. That's how awesome that one is
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Hunter makes a coyote call in the woods and receives a blood-chilling response 8 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
"Fuck this shit, I'm out. See you bitches later..."
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Simple joke for simple minds 9 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
....I don't get it. Does that make me not simple minded? Am I complicated minded.
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Humanity #2 15 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
UPDATE - My brother was mugged, after multiple sets of stiches, we are home from the hospital.
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Papa roach's new hit 2 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I think its funny that they ran out of 'S's so they had to use '5's instead.
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Good guess 5 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Or he's using Apple Maps.
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The loneliest coke 8 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Maybe Cas will want her.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Bring it on friend
Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
What do you think Steve?
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I really like Steve.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Sorry.
Tree was not giving up 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I too want this answer.
Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Soaring, flying!!
There's not a star in heaven that you can't reach!
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I meant Steve but I typed Sherlock. Woops.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I don't know. I like Sherlock.
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Truth: America is not doing so well :( 41 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Getting disgruntled over me and me alone makes you small, get over that.
Truth: America is not doing so well :( 41 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Eh, I've given up all hope of that at this point. Now I'm just doing it to be an annoying little turd, but your honesty is refreshing.
Not sorry. Not one bit 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
I do sort of the same thing though, despite the fact that I don't work in the food industry. I will overcharge by about five dollars as like a fee.
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Tree was not giving up 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
The tree that could.
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Something to think about 78 comments
88rulz18drulz · 5 years ago
Hmm. Nevada... Nevada's cool.. you know, the whole west coast is pretty awesome.