Ethel Merman

88rulz18drulz


Why do you want me to put my bio? Beep beep bo beep....

— Ethel Merman Report User
Whenever someone interrupts me in the middle of a sentence: 17 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Holy fuck, I just shit myself.
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Makes it more interesting 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
I am that friend.
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How long do I wait? 5 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
This post is love.
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Look at the center for 30 secs. And ya'll see sum black magic! 9 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
My Christmas tree is moving. This is awesome.
Kind of creepy... 18 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
The Katy Perry one literally looks no different. That's how awesome that one is
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Hunter makes a coyote call in the woods and receives a blood-chilling response 8 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
"Fuck this shit, I'm out. See you bitches later..."
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Simple joke for simple minds 9 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
....I don't get it. Does that make me not simple minded? Am I complicated minded.
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Humanity #2 15 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
UPDATE - My brother was mugged, after multiple sets of stiches, we are home from the hospital.
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Papa roach's new hit 2 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
I think its funny that they ran out of 'S's so they had to use '5's instead.
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Good guess 5 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Or he's using Apple Maps.
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The loneliest coke 8 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Maybe Cas will want her.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Bring it on friend
Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
What do you think Steve?
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
I really like Steve.
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Rich people's jenga 11 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Sorry.
Tree was not giving up 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
I too want this answer.
Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Soaring, flying!!
There's not a star in heaven that you can't reach!
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
I meant Steve but I typed Sherlock. Woops.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
I don't know. I like Sherlock.
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Truth: America is not doing so well :( 41 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Getting disgruntled over me and me alone makes you small, get over that.
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Truth: America is not doing so well :( 41 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Eh, I've given up all hope of that at this point. Now I'm just doing it to be an annoying little turd, but your honesty is refreshing.
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Not sorry. Not one bit 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
I do sort of the same thing though, despite the fact that I don't work in the food industry. I will overcharge by about five dollars as like a fee.
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Tree was not giving up 12 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
The tree that could.
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Something to think about 78 comments
88rulz18drulz · 12 years ago
Hmm. Nevada... Nevada's cool.. you know, the whole west coast is pretty awesome.