Ethel Merman

88rulz18drulz


Why do you want me to put my bio? Beep beep bo beep....

— Ethel Merman Report User
Reasons why I hate Justin Bieber… 68 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
If you MUST know, which you shouldn't, than you should know that I have a tree that I am fond of that I climb quite frequently. I also have a YMCA that I enjoy going to. All of which is freaking OUTSIDE! I am in a forbidden relationship, and I have friends. All of which says I have a life. So why don't you get YOUR facts straight!
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Directions to Mordor 3 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
OH MY GAHD! I JUST TRIED IT AND IT REALLY WORKED!
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Sudden realization 8 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
IT LOOKS LIKE JENNIFER LAWRENCE!
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Reasons why I hate Justin Bieber… 68 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
No! NOT GOOFY! The way he acts is completely unfair for the working class who don't get a silver spoon to eat out of!
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High tide/low tide 7 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Awesome! I love it! The water just disappears! Lol.
When apologies are not enough 4 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Those are 100 dollar bills, and I am over here begging for a dollar bill.
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Awesome security guy 11 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Ahaha. Sorry if you're against it.
This is how fellow funsubstancers make friends 15 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Agh! I remember this episode. Nearly made me cry!
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Awesome security guy 11 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
My mom and dad work at Disney. My dad actually talks to this man on a daily basis. He's come over for dinner a few times, and he's really a great guy.
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Late I know 6 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Aw Hell! That's f--cking awesome!
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A wise man 3 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
This is a direct quote from 'The Lorax.' I LOVE it!
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[acting intensifies] 10 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Im So game!
Tumblr knows hannibal no face 5 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
That's my boy!
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Artic flower 3 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
That is truly incredible!
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When I message a girl I like and she ignores me 6 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
The feels on the bus go round and round...
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A time-lapse of the seasons 5 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
So that's cool!
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SOOOO HOT! DEFINITELY NSFW THOUGH! 134 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
ASSHOLE ALERT!
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SOOOO HOT! DEFINITELY NSFW THOUGH! 134 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
OMG NOT APPROPRIATE! WHAT IF A KID STUMBLES ACROSS THIS! THIS IS DISGUSTING!
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Robert Dicaprio 11 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
"I can see myself dating that man...and I am a dude!" My brother just said that! AHAHAHA
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Knew it 9 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
We should start a petition for Morgan Freeman to become president... I loved this movie! I also love Deep Impact!
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Animals you never thought existed 23 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Evergreen State University has a penis oyster for there mascot? What...
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Animals you never thought existed 23 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
Thats ok, didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyways...
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Can't handle the attractive girls! 10 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
I would love to know!
Sleeping Areas 1 comments
88rulz18drulz · 11 years ago
AM I the only one who assumed which side the head and feet were on before the labels?
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