Smooth as f***!

Or, when you are almost there and someone else pulls into the parking lot!

Waiter - I don't know, is fake food ok?
Me - I don't know, is a fake tip ok?
Waiter - I don't know, is a real bug in your food ok?
Me - I don't know, is a bad review of this place ok?
Waiter - ...
Me - ...
Waiter- I will see what I can do.

Wait... so they think that we are giant cats? What if we are giant dumb cats? And they have already morphed into the super perfect human beings!... CATS!

"You don't know anything about me dad!"

This is me when I have Ice Cream and I bring it home....

Yea, because all of us can lose our eyelids into the back of our eyes. Pssh, I call bullshit. Haha. Love t!

I had to watch this in slow motion at first and it was funnier than it was fast.

This makes me both happy and sad, as has funsubstance most of the day.

Who the hell Is sick enough to make this! Not like we all have hard enough times of our own, no, we just needed to see the saddest thing we have seen in a while. I hate these feels!

Come on! This site is supposed to be named Funsubstance. Not Feelsubstance. Pardon me while I go curl up in a blanket and cry.

Let the feels commence. I am crying right now.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate all of the faces in the PC picture?

Fucking Crowley?

Your title immediately made me go "Oh Marmaduke, you craaaazy!"

Alright, now I know something's up. These are all in a book I bought, along with the last post like this...

My sisters birthday (We get to throw pies in her face!)