Uniqueness 100 2 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
He’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
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Bouncing bouncily 16 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
Elliot awoke one autumn morning to a gentle breeze caressing the fair skin of his exposed rear. As the air was somewhat too cool for his liking he extended an arm to shut the window, his muscles flexing with the movement. A second later Elliot flipped over onto his back, this time presenting his nether regions to the fresh September air. Suddenly, with a masculine groan, he stood up from his bed and put on boxers, his morning erection prodding through the soft fabric. Walking through the hallway, however, Elliot’s crotch settled into more of a curved bulge as the memories of tonight’s sensual dreams faded away. He crotchily groined over to the kitchen and assed open the cupboard, looking for his buns.
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How we all probably wish we were 4 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
- not complaining about back hurting from hunching over a laptop all day
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Real shit 8 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
You might be disappointed though, he doesn't actually mention coputers
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Wait... Which drink did I drug again? Ahh I'm sure it will be fine 6 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
wait a minute, how dis you find out anything about the cause of passing out if you just left him there
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YES 8 comments
"the magic" 1 comments
Press F to pay respects 7 comments
Proud to be straight 3 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
well yeah I think it’s kinda awful.
Pretending to be someone’s friend for money that is.
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Pretending to be someone’s friend for money that is.
Proud to be straight 3 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
all those companies only have gay friendly advertising in countries where it’s already pretty accepted, but shy away from making a statement in countries where it could really do some good. P E A K money-grubbing if you ask me
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Link? 7 comments
9greenlizards
· 4 years ago
@scatmandingo oh my god are you really saying that sending one’s nudes to someone and than having them leaked is something a judge should lose their job over?? It literally has no bearing on how they do their job and has nothing to do with their professional career. The higher standard judges should be held to is being impartial and just, not what they like to do in their bedroom in front of a mirror
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This is a rare Blue Parrotfish 10 comments