Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

— Captain Obvious Report User
Sometimes you don't even think about where you're standing
Unite!
When you don't know how to work the timer function
F**k Mike
Cool burn with running water
Wait, what happened here?
2inch by 2inch canvas paintings
The floor is lava!
Who you gonna call?
A sea slug that can photosynthesize