Captain Obvious

captainobvious


Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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Most of my teachers do this 13 comments
captainobvious · 5 years ago
Sounds like it sucks but I wished people talked to me more when I was young then maybe I wouldn't be so quiet,
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This girl is both very stupid and very rude.. 27 comments
captainobvious · 6 years ago
Good news. Everyone dies.
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Savage 3 comments
captainobvious · 6 years ago
So dark, but funny
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Everyone is beautiful in their own way 43 comments
captainobvious · 6 years ago
Here, let me beautify you by giving you some scars.
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It has finally happened... Kinda 7 comments
captainobvious · 7 years ago
Close enough.
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Australian animals that won't kill you 21 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
Well you are after all... lucifer
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Her impressions of foreign languages sound so real! 12 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
*she* admires ME
Her impressions of foreign languages sound so real! 12 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
Cool, she admires me too
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I heard you like loops 11 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
Because you're not sleeping
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<sob> 31 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
much rage
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Captain Obvious 23 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
I go obvious
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I do care =D 397 comments
captainobvious · 8 years ago
Mine's quite obvious
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The cobra effect 16 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
Guest acting all smart like he know how it works, but little did he know, he's wrong. Google search 'Popsicle stick bomb' and you'll find your answer.
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Miracle of nature 9 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
And here we see a mother boat giving birth to it's young
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New human form 2 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
"This isn't even my final form"
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Nothing is impossible you say? But wait... 19 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
You're stealing my job
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Seasonal diet 5 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
Who the hell eats air for breakfast?
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I don't play the trumpet, but I'm pretty sure this is wrong 5 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
People haven't been obvious lately
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Let This Happen! 181 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
I thought it was already *obvious* that I'm famous around here. Haha
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Epic final battles 10 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
It's something
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I wish I was as bad as this guy 11 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
Well guess what. I shower NAKED.
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It's always been my favorite letter 2 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
Hahaha I guess all of us says it this way XD
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Look 8 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
Looks like he edited his comment hahaha
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She's broken 4 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
Thanks.
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Mind your own business! 6 comments
captainobvious · 9 years ago
You're using that phrase wrongly
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