Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
The perfect chair for watching movies with my true love.
There's two ways of looking at this...
I don't know where this is, but I want to go there.
This is my human. Get your own.
Why some classic films could never get a modern reboot.
Why I read and write... and hang out on FunSubstance.
I'm not too fond of "novelty" shirts anymore, but I need this.
They can and they will.
Not just once, they've run every Boston Marathon since 1981.
Every single time. Even if I'm not presently "interested."