Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
We have evolved beyond flying cars now 5 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Ew, but no big surprise really.
At least tell me the model on the right is called Eccentrica Gallumbits.
Mt. Hood in Oregon’s magnificent sunset ???? [3024x4032] [OC] 2 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
Somehow, I doubt that it uploaded at that resolution.
Not all areas in the United States hire dumb-ass to be a police officers. So you can't go 19 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
While this may be true, saying so in the current climate smacks of the tired old refrain "all lives matter."

It rings hollow and strays close to logical fallacy. In that, "Non Sequiter," because that's not the point right now and "Either/Or" and "False Dichotomy," because there's a spectrum and because of the conspiracy of silence from "good cops."

As well as "Unstated Major Premise" with "NIMBY," in that because that the problem isn't everywhere and all encompasing, it isn't a problem.
Give 'em hell 21 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
The surest path to true victory is to so utterly defeat your enemy that you not only destroy their means to fight back, but you also destroy their will to do so.
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 142 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
Both?
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 142 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
It was supposed to kinda be a surpise, I thought telling you about it would have ruined it.
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Daily Dose of space #3! 7 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
Not so sure about that either. I'm pretty sure I've read this book...

"Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all — his gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf — a great Eye… lidless… wreathed in flame."
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Demon buddy 1 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
"Hmmm... human, this device with which you have provided me is most curious..."

This goes on to cause a bit of a small revolution across the Nine Planes of Hell and cause a fair bit of confusion among spellcasters and sumoners across the world.

"Yes puny mortal, I will perform this task for which I have been summoned and spend your soul for, but first, give me... a dry erase marker."
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 142 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
Everyone, but especially @blushing_lurker. :)
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Dad isn't here for that weak-ass soda 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Daddy-o knows how to party... and more importantly, still does.
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I love the Golden Globes 5 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
That's Salma Hayek, she's Latina.
Think about that for a sec.
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You think they’d learn to at least keep it to themselves 9 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
And to kharmicly top it all off, there is a new bill in NY legislation to criminalize and classify false 911 reports based on race as a hate crime.

It's called the Amy Cooper bill and it has governer Coumo's support.
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Devilish damp Jaguar 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Bad in 20 seconds? That was probably John Moschitta Jr. He has also appeared in several comercials, including Micro Machines.
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Ah sh*t 10 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Kinda, but just let me say that Han Solo would be proud.
My precious 10 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
But I'll betcha it doesn't actually work. Conflated and overstated capabilities or a prototypical concept that hasn't actually gone to manufacturing yet.

Another likely parallel possibility that it's actually complete nonsense and being manufactured and hyped to cash in on the Covid panic.
Athletes, like actors, are a credulous bunch.
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Anon shares a war crime 26 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
I just read 18 U.S. Code § 2441 on war crimes and the definition posted at the UN office of Genocide Prevention and the Responsibility to Protect and this act could very well be argued rightfully as a War Crime.

Even then, that same UN office under the definitions of Crimes Against Humanity as well as the Geneva and Hauge Conventions as well as the Rome Statute would have something to say concerning luring and baiting civilians under the false pretense of a surrender.
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Entity 4 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
r/unexpectedscp
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The leaves in VT right now 1 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
No they aren't.
Right now, the leaves in Vermont are very much earning the Green Mountains their name.

Give it three months and those mountains will look like they are on fire.
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Pink floyd trippiness 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Always upvote Pink Floyd.

BTW, Pulse has been remastered and released officially on YouTube. I cannot recomend it enough.
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From the wild 4 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
You may be right, but my money is on otters.
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Saturn's Moon Mimas 5 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
That's no moon...
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Torso leviosa 4 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Look up Sabre Dance on YouTube.
Listen to it while watching this.
You're welcome. :-)
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Froggo Fun #167 - Trippy 4 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
All hail the hypno-toad!
BRRRRRRRRR!!!
Fond of this story arc 3 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
@famousone is right though, Romney's dad marched in the civil rights protests back in the 60's.
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Gotta give credit where credit is due, that's my motto! 3 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Agreed. The members of the general public who were surprised when Sears anounced store closing and bankruptcy obviously hadn't actually been to one in a vert long time.

The last time I went to a Sears... it was sad. It was like they had just given up. When I head about the closures, I was surprised it had taken that long.