Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 18 comments
smitty · 23 hours ago
I think she did. :)
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 18 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Yup, very intentional.
When the Chemo itself actually started, I even asked the nurse to make sure my supersuit wasn't green or animated.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 18 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Cancer can go eff itself, that's why I wore my Deadpool shirt. :P
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 18 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Well, the long and the short of it is it's Stage 4 Bladder Small Cell Carcinoma, which is rare... but responds well to treatment.
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Round one of Chemotherapy starts today, wish me luck 18 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Not quite the selfie entrance I intended to make, but @blushing_lurker encouraged me to post this.
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*or celebrity 6 comments
smitty · 2 days ago
Given the pic, I'll go with:

Live... another day and seal the next deal.
Laugh... at the rival Families and Cops.
Love... The Family.

...and if all else fails, ratta-tat-tat mfer.
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Usain Bolt runs as a guide for blind Paralympic champion Terezinha Guilhermina in Rio 1 comments
smitty · 5 days ago
...because that's what heros do.
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Hilarious and to be fair, he probably did better than quite a few of our own citizens would do tbh.

On another note, you gotta look up Life of Boris on YouTube, Pronouncing All 50 States. He kinda applied slavic pronunciation rules and hilarity ensues.
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A picture taken in the infrared range of light 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
[Citation needed]
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
That? You downvote that? A correction? Jesus people, if you were paying attention, you'd have seen that the correction was already in the reddit post you ripped it off from.
Beautiful sunset at Mount Washington State Park 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Sorry, but this isn't Mount Washington. It's Mount Rainier in Washington State.
Mount Washington is in New Hampshire.
Organic room, me, digital painting, 2019 4 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp
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Devil’s Tower in Wyoming Today! [OC] 4 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Dee - dee - dee... BAAHH-BAAAMMM!
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RIP in STEM, Grant 3 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
They sort of eulogized him on the most recent episode of Adam Savage's Still Untitled podcast.
It was touching. :(
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I tried recreating Ragnar's hairstyle on demryn today 18 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
I know, right? I mean he already looked like a Viking and you nailed it mia.
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Made an Interstellar inspired scene in my backyard to try to stay creative in quarantine 2 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
It's impossible Cooper!
No. It's necessary.
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Hiker watching the eruption of Mt. St. Helen’s from about 37 miles away 7 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
I'm kinda thinking that by the time it reaches the magnitude in the second picture...
YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE RUNNING.
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New HR policy on first aid supplies 1 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Yes, har-har. Hilariously funny.

But, depending on the mood of an OSHA inspector, this could net you a fine as much as $75,000.
(A couple thousand for each missing or expired item that's supposed to be in there.)

$75k fine for being silly. Not worth it.
And if it's my worksite, I'd politely inform them that First Aid Kits are not jokes or to be fooled around with... don't give me the 'not in the budget' either. 75k isn't in the budget either. Push back with me, I'll call OSHA myself.
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My immortal soul went into this post 6 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
And something is literally happening right now.
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Her: I Iike guys which use their head.. Me: 3 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
This is so low res, I litterally can't see what is happening.
Shit I’ve survived so far 3 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Finish the Fight.
The one movement everyone can get behind 4 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Well, it isn't cheap or quick to making your own decent jerky. Good or excelent? That's going to be even more money and time practicing getting your technique down.

Making my own taught me this and gave me a better appreaciation of the cost.
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Aww :( 9 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Strength doesn't need to come from numbers. Sometimes there's strength in unshakable loyal allies.

We all come from the same disfunctional family, the UK, US, Australia, New Zealand AND Canada. We fight, squabble, take the piss and give each other shit, but the true soldiers know that their mates and bros have their back when the cards are down.

Besides, Canadians don't need numbers when you have snipers like you do. Three of the top five (declassified) shots are held by Canadians. Two of which I recall should have been impossible and the number one shot I think is twice that of second place. Trust me, that's relevant.
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Pick up that can 3 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
+1 for the title. :)
...but I was malcontent. ;)
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