Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Florida man is neutral 8 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Problem is, is that it's still a kidnapping charge now also componded by endangerment and abandonment.
Florida man is neutral 8 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
You kinda answered the question by saying Florida.
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Happy fathers day 9 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
You raise a fair point, but maybe Daddy-O is a single dad and you know... might be looking for a better half?

Just sayin'.
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Worth it? 8 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
She was greedy, selfish and self centered... and she paid the price for it.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2263518/I-left-love-life-I-thought-I-better-Now-Im-childless-42.html
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Really? 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Which makes the iTunes shut down situation really interesting to see how it's going to shake out.

It's already happened with the Kindle, where the license to distribute a title expired and everyone that had "purchased" a "copy" found that it had been removed from.their devices without their knowlage.
If I'm not mistaken, this incident was one of the first instances that brought "ownership" or media into the spotlight.

Only briefly though, because the vast majority of consumers are credulous, foolish and fickle idiots with the memory of a fucking goldfish that will be surprised the next time it happens.
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Really? 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Good concept, but it's not ready for prime time. The state of the infrastructure required makes this iffy at best.

Just remember, off comments defending always on technology at the last next gen iteration got people fired.
Dielectric breakdown - or how electricity finds the "path of least resistance": 2 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
I learned from an electrician that "it made an angry sound" is a semi-technical term that is used.
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Physics 2 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
They just haven't looked in the right place. The missing matter is in the packing material that the equipment is shipped in that they are using to look for it. :P
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GayQuil 7 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
@guest, first of all, non sequiter.

Second, I do. The rah, rah, rah, sis boom bah of support the troops isn't that different from what the majority do when pride month comes around... or any other psuedo-activisim stance for that matter.

It's all patriotism and flag waving but when the cards are down and it's really needed, where's the support? Just like the fart in the wind it's worth, it's gone. I'm sorry, but getting clapped at in an airport isn't "support."

Support of the troops starts at the ballot box.
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Hell yeah 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
50 Million newly disabled in China now.
¯\_( ツ)_/¯
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I know is outdated. But Apple fans are still the same 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
No. I beg to differ.
Apple's constant lies about their "innovation" and their two-faced stance on idea theft was extreme, but $1000 for a stand that should come with the monitor is beyond the pale.

This well deserved.
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Aint got much going on 2 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
For the reply:

https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/162314/thank-you-for-reminding-me/

and because got tired retyping it the 3 times before that one and I didn't feel like retyping it each of the 5-6 times it's been posted since, I book marked it.
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We need a Dogenostate 11 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
[Citation Needed]
Puzzle solved 15 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
It's only just a rip off of Million Dollars, But... but sure, ok.
That does in deed make him a dummy 2 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Florida Man strikes again!
It’s never for the right reasons 10 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
The point is that now that's legal, corporations can "support" it exploitatively purely for marketing without fear of shareholder repercussions.
It just happens that this is only the first or second pride month since.
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Found at an Alabama Walmart 3 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Copyright Infringement-opoly.

Not that Walmart ever cared about that. They've been busted with outright counterfit goods several times before.
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Give it forward 4 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
The original was funnier a couple months ago when it was an Amazon box.
Why use two monitors when you can have one big one? 6 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Yeah, maybe, but work with me here...
Imagine three of those in a triple set up.
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I made this 3 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.
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Chrome : Hold my tabs 4 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Just like how everyone insists that the tablet computer was stolen from Apple dispite Gates debuting the tablet PC in 2000 at the same confrence the first XBox was announced at.

Or how many support Job's claim Android was stolen from Apple dispite it's development starting a full 18 months before ios and iPhone developent started.

Or how the iPone has the best display, dispite Samsung manufacturing the display for them and implementing those diplays in their own phones first.

Or how the iPhone is just simply the best period, even though deployment and rollout of smart phone feature concepts in ios lags 2 years behind Android.
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