Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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This guy made half of the copyrightfree Backgroundmusic on the Internet. He composed 5 comments
smitty · 13 hours ago
This man practically wrote the soundtrack for the internet.
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Everything that fits in Pink Floyd's touring van 3 comments
smitty · 13 hours ago
This is also the cover to the 1994 remastered release of Ummagumma Live. :)
... which was not available seperately, it was part of a double disk set, a remaster of the studio Ummagumma. Next to impossible to find now.
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Happy Halloween and may the force be with you! 2 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
Looks like it might be some kinda prop shop. Those look like Monsters Inc. canisters in the background.
This Is the Only Disney Live Action I Wanna See 4 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
I'm torn on this...
Yes, this is a vastly underrated classic. It is undoubtedly an incredible movie and one of my favorites...

... however, it did kind of leave me wanting more. I feel like there should have been more to the story, like pehaps more stops along the way. Now, it has been forever and a day since I saw any of the Treasure Island films or read the book, so I can't recall the plot line path.

If it's genuine live action and not CGI passed off as it, a script that covers the bases and expands on it, get us a good director like maybe Ridley Scott, Double Negative and New Deal Studios (Interstellar) and Weta Works, along with a cast that causes people to exclaim, holy shit, they got them to sign on?

Well, I will camp out for that.
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The Official Unofficial Funsub Minecraft Server is up and Running!! 20 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Bedrock or Java? I'm assuming Java.
Eitherway, I'll probably peek in this weekend.
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Even in space, all vehicles must have a tape of Queen's Greatest Hits.
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Cheaters, they weren't it 3 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Whelp... someone call the Foundation. Looks like we have another 3008 instance.
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Only kids born in the 1920s can read this 8 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
Here's the thing Cunt Bev, some can dispite not being taught to, you presumptive bitch.

Second, for those that can't... do you know why?
The same reason they can't fix a button, hem pants, change oil or a tire, cook for themselves and perform basic household repairs.

The political "leadership" that you and your contemporaries voted in enacted "budget cuts" as a "cost cutting" measure and gutted the curricula... all while giving themselves raises.

The same "leadership" that allowed the bank deregulation that almost crashed the planet.

The same "leadership" that allowed minimum wage to stagnate and not keep pace with inflation like it was supposed to... making it next to impossible for the vast majority of Millennials, Gen Z's and even Gen X'ers to ever own their own home.

That's why, Cunt Bev.
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Queen's per tea 6 comments
smitty · 8 weeks ago
Europe mocking the US about not using metric? Fine... but England? Not going to take it seriously untill they get with the program and stop using a bastardized hybrid of Imperial, Metric and units that predate Imperial, like "stone."
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Great milk packaging 8 comments
smitty · 8 weeks ago
Horrorshow.
Great milk packaging 8 comments
smitty · 8 weeks ago
It'll sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
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Friend sent this to me, and I havent seen it on yet, so here 5 comments
smitty · 9 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp?
Someone call the Foundation, they might want to have a look.
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Being a vegan doesn't make you a better person 23 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
Correlation isn't causation and that's a book published for profit, not a science paper in a peer reviewed scientific journal.

Even if it was, it's the sort of subject that is reserched observationally and observational studies are problematic
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Gotta stay socially contentious 5 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
They didn't say it was. The apology was for excluding women in the original punchline.
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This dude is a frickin' legend 5 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp
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So proud 3 comments
smitty · 11 weeks ago
Ok, ok... that's kinda funny.
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I'm gonna need a better PC 19 comments
smitty · 11 weeks ago
Somewhere out there, Scott Manley's heart started racing... and he doesn't know why yet. :)
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Cats and dogs can get along 5 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Word has it that cheetahs can be nervous and anxious, so they get them emotional support dogs. Usually goldens, as illustrated here.

Also the largest of the cats that purr... and meow if I'm not mistaken.
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80085 12 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Huuuge tracts... of land.
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Luis "Lou" Alvarez, a 9/11 first responder announced Wednesday that he is now 6 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Whispered:
witness me brother... shiny... and chrome....
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You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does 2 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Pretty sure Violet is a reference to a "shrinking violet," a very shy and timid person.
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Dont let them control you! 7 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Sniff, sniff...
Yup, smells like 4-chan.
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It's always been Sign Of The Times by Three Days Grace for me for some reason 25 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
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In Starship Troopers (1997) the cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if the 10 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
Exceptionally different.
As it happens, I saw the movie first, then read the book... and I think I enjoyed them better better that way.
This is amazing 10 comments
smitty · 13 weeks ago
Why tf was that comment deleted? I sure as hell didn't.
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