Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Checkmate sl*ts 12 comments
smitty · 1 hour ago
Attitude like that, I expect that the police were involved in one or more of her break ups. I'd be surprised if that wasn't the case.
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Anon wants to start vending machine business 5 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
In all seriousnes, one small section of convenience items like pain killers, allergy meds, heartburn stuff and the like can be very helpfull.
Gather the Warherds 5 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
I've decided that his new nickname is QBacca.
So many to choose from, but QBacca works.
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To true 10 comments
smitty · 5 hours ago
No amount of critique of Intersteller can take away from the sheer massive amount of scientifically litterate accuracy it has. That alone makes it a film of legendary status in my book.

Never mind the fact that the characters and the lot they've been cast into is equally compelling.

I said it the last time Intersrellar was discussed here though. If you're a father with a daughter, this movie will destroy you.
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No 7 comments
smitty · 6 hours ago
I recognise that sign and fence style... it's a government facility of some type.

So not just No, but Very No.
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C'est vrai 3 comments
smitty · 6 hours ago
Learning new stuff that piques your interest is AWESOME! :-)
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Dark side of the roasted chicken 1 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
I'd love to have this minus the chicken for my wall. Because, you know, Pink Floyd.

Also because I collect their albums, with a particular interest in rare or alternate covers. I have 4-5 copies each of Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here, all with cover art variations. My fave might be Dark Side prism that's actually a stained glass window.
One psilocybin cheese pizza (hidden because mild drug reference) 9 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Didn't for me, opened normaly in page.
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I cry every time 3 comments
smitty · 1 day ago
Yup, more misguided boomer humor.
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Wtf ireland 1 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
Hello again Internet Explorer bot, nice to see you. This news is what, 2-3 years old now?
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Jack of all myths 3 comments
smitty · 3 days ago
Jack 'O Lantern and headless horseman are two completely different legends.

The Headless Horseman was a revolutionary era Hessian Mercenary under the employment of the Brittish Crown. Killed in combat, his spirit was forced to roam the Earth as a revanant when he was beheaded and the head was hidden from him.
Some tellings don't include the flaming pumkin head.

Jack was a well known village trickster and joker who was even able to pull one over on the Devil himself. The Devil impressed by his trick, awarded Jack with a gift, a carved pumpkin with an eternal flame within it to serve as a lantern.
Plants in Bethesda's office 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Not anymore though. The word is that Microsoft is now going to force Bethesda to actually finish the damned games before they release them.
Willys Medicate 14 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Hannaford Blood Sample

I though mine was gonna be broken, not bad actually.
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Making my way to saturday like 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Swimin' fast, fishes pass and I'm home bound.
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No one burned down your she-shed 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Yeah... I was never too fond of the "man-cave" thing in the first place. I was like, this is a thing now? This is what we're doing? Smh okayyy.

We already have words for this. How about rec room? Isn't that enough?
Easter egg 6 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
I don't think that's it, I'm sure the ment dip, as in the floor wasn't level in that spot.
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Addicted to their goldfish 1 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Not so much with goldfish crackers, but I can easily plow through a bag of cookies like the ones he's holding.

Paula Poundstone has a great bit about justifying eating a whole bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies.
"Ok, I'm only gonna eat ONE level..."
Headpats Day 4 - "Cats and Dogs Living Together. Mass Hysteria." 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
I need to +1 this one twice. Once for the good doggo patting the cat and again just for the title.

Tell 'em bout the Twinkie.
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She went to h*rny jail 10 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
I know, right? That statement really jumped out at me too.
It would make for a good band name I think.
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Jupiter's South Pole 4 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Concealed within his fortress, the Lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf. A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
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This did not do much to improve my mood 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Or, alternatively go to HR to file a complaint. If you're going to fire someone, just do it instead of bullying them by lording it over their head for days or weeks at a time.
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4-dimensional shapes can f*ck right off 1 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Nah man, 4D geometry is amazing.
It's like, you can almost wrap your noggin around it.
Flip, turn... uh huh, yup.
Flip, turn... yeah, mm hmm.
Flip turn... I think I'm almost there...

Then it flips in the reverse direction, but the spin doesn't reverse like you were expecting it to.
Suddenly, you go cross-eyed and can smell toast.
This Trash bag 1 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Buy now button?
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Sleepless comparable Goldfish 12 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
I agree with everything, except your choice of the word alternate. That's how the pseudoscience crowd gets their foot undeservedly in the door with their alternative evidence and alternative facts.

If you have "alternative evidence" that challenges the status quo, that isn't cherry picked or biased, that's not alternative evidence. That's evidence.
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The sun telegram 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Well... it's a bit of a mixed bag really. I'm ok, but we have started persuing other options.
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