Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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DYI at its finest 6 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
With clumsiness and bad luck at that scale, the choice of hobby really needs to be reconsitered.
MeinKraft 14 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
I still have the %appdata% link bookmarked though for iterative save file archival... especially if I'm about to try something dodgy and I might need to revert.
MeinKraft 14 comments
smitty · 4 days ago
Late to the party... I know...

Why not just use a launcher? Search for, download, install, manage and play multiple mod instances and still leave vanilla intact.

Just sayin'.
For science 2 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
Hotblack Desiado:
"Hold my beer."
Earth taken from voyager 1 in 1990 (more info in comments) 5 comments
smitty · 6 days ago
FS won't let me post a link... just go to YouTube and look up The Pale Blue Dot and watch the 10 year old posting from carlsagandotcom.
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I went to the worst escape room ever 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
r/unexpectedscp
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Happened on WoW (2005) : An epidemy was brought through a glitch by some players, causing 5 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Then there was the Lord Kazzak kiting incident. Smaller scale, but far more hillarious.

The short version is Lord Kazzak was a high level boss, but encountered in the overworld, not a dungeon. Some enterprising players, probably Horde, managed to kite him over the course of several hours to the Alliance city Stormwind... a starting city chock full of new players. When Kazzak makes a kill, he regens his health. As such, he was unkillable and layed waste to the city for like an entire weekend.
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The coolest 5 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
* Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
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Mix Ma$ter Martha 1 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Hmmm... looks legit, so what's up? Is she laying down a track for her homie Snoop?
F u r n a c e 2 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
One?

That's a rookie number.
You gotta pump that number up.
· Edited 3 weeks ago
*hits blunt* Maybe because they were legos 16 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
I feel that the movie was ok... for what they did do/show, but it was lacking and left me wanting more. A lot more.

IMO, it should have been a 3+ hour epic, if not split up into 2 or more movies to truly cover the material.
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*hits blunt* Maybe because they were legos 16 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
The enemy's gate is down.
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AMD too strong 3 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
*heavy breathing
Fooseball 4 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe a little disappointed, but not gonna lose sleep over it.
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Fooseball 4 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
Maybe... but does he have any Superbowl wins? Nope, no follow through. He must not be getting given a good enough team to support him.

Just like Brady, but he still managed to win a couple in spite of that.

Besides, this is a bullshit statistic. The 20's is only a couple days old. Har-de-har-har, that's "funny." XP
Well that doesn't happen everyday! 3 comments
smitty · 8 weeks ago
When Day Breaks...
It's such a beautiful day out today, such a shame to waste it inside.
· Edited 7 weeks ago
You don't need to read dis title dammit, there is a f*cking red circle there! 2 comments
smitty · 8 weeks ago
I briefly did slot cars as a hobby... the level or grade that was the equivalent of F-1 race cars, not that Tyco stuff you set up on the livingroom floor. Huge six to ten lane tracks and frighteningly fast cars...

When I bought my own and tuned it up a bit, I wrote "If you can read this, flip me back over please." on the bottom with a marker.
Makes sense 12 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
Well, GTA Five is an exception to a degree. There is an absolutely huge selection of apparel across the casual to formal spectrum... you can even match & coordinate your firearms to your outfit if you like.

Dispite that though, most online players still dress their charecter like they got dressed in the dark at poorly stocked thrift shop.
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Get a flu shot 4 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
Almost?
For sunset lovers 6 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
When Day Breaks...
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Old but gold 2 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
I could be wrong, but I think in the UK it might be proper etiquette to send an invite to the queen...
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Correcting mistakes 7 comments
smitty · 12 weeks ago
It could be either Kelly-087 or Linda-058 and another of the Spartan II scientists, Dr. Halsey didn't run it alone.
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This guy made half of the copyrightfree Backgroundmusic on the Internet. He composed 5 comments
smitty · 14 weeks ago
This man practically wrote the soundtrack for the internet.
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Everything that fits in Pink Floyd's touring van 3 comments
smitty · 14 weeks ago
This is also the cover to the 1994 remastered release of Ummagumma Live. :)
... which was not available seperately, it was part of a double disk set, a remaster of the studio Ummagumma. Next to impossible to find now.
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Happy Halloween and may the force be with you! 2 comments
smitty · 14 weeks ago
Looks like it might be some kinda prop shop. Those look like Monsters Inc. canisters in the background.