Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Queen's per tea 6 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Europe mocking the US about not using metric? Fine... but England? Not going to take it seriously untill they get with the program and stop using a bastardized hybrid of Imperial, Metric and units that predate Imperial, like "stone."
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Great milk packaging 8 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Horrorshow.
Great milk packaging 8 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
It'll sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
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Friend sent this to me, and I havent seen it on yet, so here 5 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp?
Someone call the Foundation, they might want to have a look.
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Being a vegan doesn't make you a better person 23 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Correlation isn't causation and that's a book published for profit, not a science paper in a peer reviewed scientific journal.

Even if it was, it's the sort of subject that is reserched observationally and observational studies are problematic
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Gotta stay socially contentious 5 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
They didn't say it was. The apology was for excluding women in the original punchline.
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This dude is a frickin' legend 5 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp
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So proud 3 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Ok, ok... that's kinda funny.
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I'm gonna need a better PC 19 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Somewhere out there, Scott Manley's heart started racing... and he doesn't know why yet. :)
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Cats and dogs can get along 5 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Word has it that cheetahs can be nervous and anxious, so they get them emotional support dogs. Usually goldens, as illustrated here.

Also the largest of the cats that purr... and meow if I'm not mistaken.
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80085 12 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Huuuge tracts... of land.
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Luis "Lou" Alvarez, a 9/11 first responder announced Wednesday that he is now 6 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Whispered:
witness me brother... shiny... and chrome....
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You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does 2 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Pretty sure Violet is a reference to a "shrinking violet," a very shy and timid person.
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Dont let them control you! 7 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Sniff, sniff...
Yup, smells like 4-chan.
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It's always been Sign Of The Times by Three Days Grace for me for some reason 25 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
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In Starship Troopers (1997) the cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if the 10 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
Exceptionally different.
As it happens, I saw the movie first, then read the book... and I think I enjoyed them better better that way.
This is amazing 10 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
Why tf was that comment deleted? I sure as hell didn't.
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Why so somber 4 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
Not necessarily... he's playing Johnny Silver hand, a key charecter in Night City in Cyberpunk. He was missing and presumed dead after the Arasaka headquarters was nuked.

He might only be just a digital ghost that only the player can see and hear... but then again, Johnny was also a deck runner and he might have been able to transmit himself into the 'net and this is his full mind.

OR, this just might be Johnny's triumphant return.
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IMBD average rating for the series vs finale 15 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
Futurama Finale? Which one? Didn't it come back from cancelation twice?
It's true. College professors don't give two f*cks 9 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
That last bit there in your first bit @atreinero, is the key: "We are all adults..." and human too.

That said, were I to attend a course relating to Astronomy and/or Physics taught by a professor who is published in the literature, made a signifigant discovery or even is a Nobel Lauriate... rest asured I would conduct myself to a much higher standard.
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Risitas 20 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
Brian Blessed.
'nuff said.
Or maybe Steven Fry.

Aaaannnddd apparently no more URL's in the comments anymore. That's just great. Spammers ruin it for everyone.
Russiron man 13 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
I want you to think long an hard about that.
About flying cars.

Do you trust other drivers? What percentage of them?
A majority... or a minority of other drivers that you think you can trust to operate their vehicles within the laws of the road and local customs.
To merge properly, to change lanes correctly.
To drive the apropriate speed for the road and the lane they are in.

Now, imagine the average driver and remember that half of them are stupoder than that.

And you want to give them flying cars?

No fucking thank you.
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Right good left bad 6 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
I wouldn't know... both are bad. :(
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T-T-T-T-TARGETTT 3 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp
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This is amazing 10 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
They did so with the support of his family and his daughter said this on the red carpet for the premier:

“He always said, ‘Keep my name alive. Let them know who I am.’ So he would be thrilled by all of this, definitely,”

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-toy-story-4-don-rickles-mr-potato-head-rex-20190619-story.html
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