Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Introverts be like 6 comments
smitty · 10 hours ago
I will probably take the image of your face in my mind to the grave...
But I will probably forget your name 90 seconds after you tell me.
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This house is one of the most interesting I've seen 2 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Minecraft:
Hold my beer.
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He had gone on an adventure 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Save them for the next time the little shit runs away.
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The halftime show itself is ridiculous 1 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Here's the thing... you might think and say that, but what about the fans in Europe?

Yes, there are enough fans in Europe that the NFL is taking it seriously and meduum to long term growth plans include Europe.
Consiter:
• 4-5 regular season matches are already held in London.
• The league wants to host a Superbowl game in London... soon.
• London is going to get a team, possibly as soon as the 2021 season.
• When the Raiders home was uncertain before the start of the the 2019 season, London almost got to host all their home games. They also almost got them as their own team early as they were shortlisted and given serious consiteration as a permanent home.
'90's kids will remember 3 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
Pretty sure these were a thing since the White Picket Fence, Duck and Cover Leave it to Beaver days back in the 50's.
They might have been balsa wood back then, but little different otherwise.

Besides, the balsa models with a real prop and a wind up rubber band, those were the shit.
Probably the first introduction to structural engineering we had when we started going mad scientist and modifying them.
Simple techno crowd 5 comments
smitty · 1 week ago
The system is down...
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He's got a point 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Both? Both...
Both is good.
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He's got a point 6 comments
smitty · 2 weeks ago
Protectors of the Earth or Heart of Courage by Two Steps From Hell.

That or Diggy Diggy Hole. Can't go wrong with that.
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Substance abuse comes in many forms 9 comments
smitty · 3 weeks ago
Fuck... now I want a pizza.
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Oh god oh f**k 9 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
SCP-096 If I'm not mistaken.
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Well we've come full circle mates 3 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
Full circle? Nope, you've got your aphorisms mixed up. This is the fulfillment of prophecy.
Catch you on the other side, men 12 comments
smitty · 4 weeks ago
I read about this fairly recently... I seem to recall that the result and aftermath were so catastrophic that it ushered in sweeping changes of the regulations for the handling of hazmat... particularly explosives.
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Oh, so that's what they're called 16 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp
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(what do we call them?) 9 comments
smitty · 5 weeks ago
Ok... how about: Household Staff and Chef?
I think Driver is ok still.
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Happy new year! 2 comments
smitty · 6 weeks ago
Krakatoa is in Indonesia.

Not that saying anything matters, looks like it's a former user account that's been bot post highjacked.
· Edited 6 weeks ago
DYI at its finest 6 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
With clumsiness and bad luck at that scale, the choice of hobby really needs to be reconsitered.
MeinKraft 14 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
I still have the %appdata% link bookmarked though for iterative save file archival... especially if I'm about to try something dodgy and I might need to revert.
MeinKraft 14 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
Late to the party... I know...

Why not just use a launcher? Search for, download, install, manage and play multiple mod instances and still leave vanilla intact.

Just sayin'.
For science 2 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
Hotblack Desiado:
"Hold my beer."
Earth taken from voyager 1 in 1990 (more info in comments) 5 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
FS won't let me post a link... just go to YouTube and look up The Pale Blue Dot and watch the 10 year old posting from carlsagandotcom.
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I went to the worst escape room ever 3 comments
smitty · 7 weeks ago
r/unexpectedscp
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Happened on WoW (2005) : An epidemy was brought through a glitch by some players, causing 5 comments
smitty · 8 weeks ago
Then there was the Lord Kazzak kiting incident. Smaller scale, but far more hillarious.

The short version is Lord Kazzak was a high level boss, but encountered in the overworld, not a dungeon. Some enterprising players, probably Horde, managed to kite him over the course of several hours to the Alliance city Stormwind... a starting city chock full of new players. When Kazzak makes a kill, he regens his health. As such, he was unkillable and layed waste to the city for like an entire weekend.
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The coolest 5 comments
smitty · 9 weeks ago
* Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
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Mix Ma$ter Martha 1 comments
smitty · 9 weeks ago
Hmmm... looks legit, so what's up? Is she laying down a track for her homie Snoop?
F u r n a c e 2 comments
smitty · 10 weeks ago
One?

That's a rookie number.
You gotta pump that number up.
· Edited 10 weeks ago