Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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I love my freind and want so much for her, far more than I think I can provide.
It's been years... but I do use the passenger side.
Because it would be like opening the floodgates.
Just stumbling through life like Forrest Gump.
Stage one to winning over an introvert:
Relationship goals.
First I'm normal, then quirky... then you discover how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Friday night.
Electric noms. Glurp.
I mean well, I honestly do. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯