Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
How to fit in.
Bartender! Pour me another.
I am an angry, jaded, cynical bastard. Sometimes I even let it show.
You're welcome.
It's how science works!
WTF did they eat!?
Set course and engage... CAN'T STOP ME NOW!!
I mean really, who plans these things?
Do you visit PostSecret? You should, it casts things in sharp relief.