Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
This sub joint has no chill.
It wakes me in a cold sweat, shivering...
Oh bother...
Low budget romance... and it's actually really sweet.
I'm from New England... can confirm.
I keep them in there for caller ID reasons. Just in case...
Actually cute, not that bad of a relationship goal.
And I've baptized a few cats. It ain't easy or pretty.
Twice as bright, half as long, burnt at both ends... whatever you do, make it worth it.
For all you emotional masochists out on the town.