Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

— Smitty Report User
Five years ago today at 5:32 UCT, we landed on Mars after 7 Minutes of Terror.
And even if you do, there's still caller ID.
More buttons we need.
Or just keep that shit caged under the stairs in the basement, it's for the best.
Exes soemtimes have this in common with cats.
Absolutely true. Current and former cat owners will agree.
So how's your year going?
I'm also have a very low bullshit and drama tolerance. How about you?
Ensuring the past stays past tense.